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Twitter users scorch liberal hosts, bring up their million-dollar lifestyles
Late night TV is your one-stop center for progressive messaging.
This week, the liberal hosts are making it official.
Trevor Noah, James Corden, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Samantha Bee, Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel will all turn part of their programming over to climate activism tonight.
It doesn’t matter where one stands on climate change. Expecting comedians to transform their platforms into messaging centers is awkward at best. It’s even worse since the various shows essentially do just that on a nightly basis already.
Then again, social media users found the announcement hilarious – but not in the way Colbert and co. expected.
This is going to establish terrifying new frontiers of sheer unwatchability pic.twitter.com/mcSUkE2O4q
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) September 22, 2021
The best way to save the climate is to turn off your TVs tomorrow. Conserve power, folks. It’s the only way. https://t.co/io6daJFFGz
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) September 22, 2021
You should all join together for a night where you do comedy
— Kameron Sauers (@KameronSauers) September 22, 2021
North Korean stand-up comedians take substantially more risks in their acts than you woke sycophants do. Colbert used to be great on @jonstewart. Today he is as funny as Ebola. Predictable ideologues masquerading political dogmatism as “jokes.” Regain your funny bones.
— Gad Saad (@GadSaad) September 22, 2021
If you watch them all at the same time you’ll realize that they all have the same show
— Dark Man (@Dark__Man) September 21, 2021
“Siri, show me the least funny thing imaginable.” pic.twitter.com/ydc67kn7b0
— Michael Knowles (Is Feeling The Spirit) (@michaeljknowles) September 22, 2021
Remember kids, they’ll tell you how vto live your lives but they won’t follow the rules themselves. pic.twitter.com/flA1yBcPqK
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) September 22, 2021
I wonder how many homes are owned by these seven people.
— Art Vandelay (@evanscotb) September 21, 2021
Alexa, show me slightly more than a half dozen unfunny people.
— アーケットシスターズ (@ArquetteSisters) September 22, 2021
Let’s see, we’re already getting our asses handed to us in the ratings by @Gutfeldfox what can we do to really tank the ratings? 🤔
— Rob McClure (@RobertMcClure1) September 22, 2021
Hey all, its Climate Night!
When comedy is trumped by virtue signaling!
And therefore: no longer comedy!its just the elite parroting assumptions that keep them elite.
these aren’t comics; they’re teachers pets.
at least put up a fight, guys.
stop it. it’s sad to watch. https://t.co/ujJYPVlg69
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 22, 2021
That last Tweet comes courtesy of the new Late Night leader, Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld.
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There’s another element here that the media won’t explore.
How much energy do these various shows consume? Even more interesting? What about the hosts themselves?
Colbert hasn’t been funny since he had plastic surgery on his goofy ears.
They are too white I don’t think they meet the woke token representation quota.
Well, that one down front has quite a tan, he could be their token. Or it is just poorly done blackface.
Someone is bound to do an Obarmy impersonation.
Shirley?
Hmm…not sure who most of those people are. I think I recognize one of those guys from a blackface skit of Shaq.
I wouldn’t wish Fatty Corden on anybody.
California is attracting a lot of British dross.
He is awful! We don’t want him in the UK either!!
Never thought I’d agree with Griffy but yeah – USA, please keep him. We have enough of a problem with UK TV comedians – the same dozen or so keep getting recycled onto every damn entertainment show, shuffling from one channel to the next. Don’t these guys have any stand-up routines or is this all that they do now?
It was SUPPOSED to be a three-way trade, France promised to take all our US climate “scientits” a few years ago, and then, just like Chelsea Handler threatening to move to Canada, EVERY one of the sumbaitaches stayed right here. It’s not fair.
You should get Geoff Norcott over there…
My only comment is “no comment.”
A sign of desperation. But I am missing Greta.
Well, maybe. She does have a refreshing comedy routine that’s still very entertaining but I wouldn’t go quite that far.
whoa thats a sign of needing medical help asap im afraid;-/
Agree with turning the idiot tube off to save power but not to save the planet, that’s a faux argument. Better, the benefit of not having to watch the self flattering likes of this lot, especially egocentric Jimmy Fallon always fawning over himself, egocentric *%^$*&#.
I am highly disappointed! Had I known I would have invited a large group of people, built a big fire and cooked lots of yummy, 100% organic and renewable beef and chicken and pork. Hell, I may have been really inspired and got a 1/2 hog to cook, that would have been 12-14 hours worth of oak and hickory and maple burning. Perhaps next year they tell people ahead of time. 😉
Actually, it was announced last week. I sent in a Tip to WUWT, but it didn’t rise to the level of being included since it was no more than a press release. BTW, this was part of “Climate Week” in NYC, which is why POTUS was speaking at the UN. It was supposed to gin up interest in COP26 in a month. Ha!
Real shame, I hate missing an opportunity like this, could have posted video to their youbloob channel. Their PR guys need to be fired!
I’ve only seen little bits of these guys and only when this guy is ripping them to shreds for their lack of humor and backbone.
https://k-voncomedy.com/
This sums up so many ecoloons
James Bull
‘Zis it? This is why “Conservative Comedy Show” is an oxymoron….
Well ,nothing is more funny than Joe Biden searching his brain during a conference and being muted by an apprentice as soon as he starts talking about his recent child moles..sniffings.
And you.. minus the “oxy”.
Those who are the target of the insults, rarely think it is funny.
I’m guessing that Bob has given up trying to pretend that he’s a conservative.
“Those who are the target of the insults, rarely think it is funny.”
Truly funny shows regularly lampoon their cohorts. Only skinny skinned cons whine about it. Interminably.
“I’m guessing that Bob has given up trying to pretend that he’s a conservative.”
Never used that pretense. Now I HAVE swam with them all my life. As a Seabee, Navy CEC officer, petroleum engineer. But never the cons whiner, always the responsible adult in the room…
If you were a responsible adult, you’d stop preaching your opinions of impending doom to other responsible adults, and accept the fact that they don’t really care what you think.
As a responsible socialist, it’s Bob’s duty to run the lives of everyone.
Funny, when you complain about things, it’s never whining.
When those you hate complain about things it’s dismissed as whinning.
So much hypocrisy, so little intelligence. Definitely a socialist.
Wouldn’t a responsible adult anywhere be raising serious, valid questions about the demonstrated incapacity of wind & solar power to meet 21st century grid scale community needs?
Wow, boob, you really got your panties in a wad over this. That right there is funny. Wipe the sand outta your mangina and get over yourself, sweety.
Greg Gutfeld Show on FNC crushes these guys in nightly viewership because he is actually funny.
He comes on 3 hours earlier than them. I.e., when a disproportionate fraction of his demo is still awake. And he has the advantage of an aging demo who use Fox as white noise/night light 24/7/365….
Kimmel still beats him out in the sought after age groups.
More to the point, 1 shirt term blip, in decades. Whiny pity party self entitlers get old soon. The best comedy punches UP….
Which explains the low ratings of Kimmel, Colbert, et al, who punch DOWN at ordinary Americans who work for a living.
Those “low” ratings, just for Jimmy, still beat those of your Foxian, in the desired age categories. And you are conveniently forgetting that the audience for those Dr. Evil “liberals” is split 3 ways, As for them punching DOWN, your claim, your job to back it up. That’s how it works above ground, so fair’s fair.
Christopher Hitchens:
“What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.”
And Christopher Hitchens about the Clintons –
“Nobody Left To Lie To”
(are you the one exception to Hitchens’ book, BoB?)
Was Kimmel ever in black face?
Mr. bob: “He comes on 3 hours earlier than them” is so easily falsified that it’s become clear you don’t care what error you type. Just checked fox news lineup, why didn’t you? Oh, that’s right, because you don’t care if what you say is false.
More to the point, your 1 shirt is pulled over your head like a hockey sweater, and yet you keep hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself!
I think you will fine, Young Big, that the reason there are few ‘Conservative Comedy Shows’ out there is that the Left and their easily trumatised safe space friends joined their little diverse arms together and screamed and screamed till they were blue in the face.
Left Wing Comedy revolves around repeating key words in front of all those who agree with you.
Left Comic – “How about that Donald Trump and telling people to drink bleach? Am I right?”
Left Wing Comic Crowd – “LOL LOL LOL LOL”
It is about conforming to that our social betters decide.
Right Wing Comedy revolves around mocking things we all secretly want to mock, saying what we all secretly want to say and not really giving a toss about who gets offended.
The jokes are offensive. They are designed to make you cringe because part of the joke is taking what is protected and breaking the rules.
What is Green and goes red at the flick of a switch?
Frog in a blender.
There you go – violence against animals. Clearly I am a bad person, but you are going to remember the joke and probably re-tell it anyway.
Or you mess with deliberate expectations
What do you call a black man sitting up the front of an airliner?
The pilot you racist prick!
Conservative humour, possibly paradoxically, is often deliberately offensive or at least mocks those that some people in life thing should be off limits, and the SJW of this world find that sort of humour upsets their safe spaces.
wow I remember the frog in a blender joke
except
as how do you make a frog do 80mph?
put it in a blender
Odd, nothing funny there. And No! I will not tell it to anyone, ever!
The bass in a blender was performed by one of Left’s icons back in the 1970s on SNL.
It wasn’t funny then either.
I’m old enough to remember when comedy was all about poking the establishment. The only thing remotely funny here is that these guys are just tools of the establishment.
They are funny in that “Baghdad Bob” sort of way. You know everything they are saying is a lie for a propaganda campaign that is failing, yet they just keep trying by upping the volume of lies to ever higher levels.
Baghdad Bob was truly funny. He didn’t need a studio audience with an applause sign and laugh track.
Just when you thought BB couldn’t possibly top his last whopper he would prove you wrong. Time and time again.
Yes. Because ecotarded greenie humor is a laugh riot. They have no self-awareness.
Self Awareness among narcissistic and psychopathic people?
Thats an oxymoron.
These dudes(just like every single one of those virtue signalling slimeballs) have a carbon footprint of godzilla and probably 2 dozen front beach properties that should have been under water since many years according to climate marxism,
and they keep on buying beach properties an d flying private jets because they know it’s crap and they know they have to spout this BS otherwise theyd be replaced by their masters who are so powerful that they can make a guy with the IQ of a potato run/crawl for president and win .
Other than the odd clip on social media, I don’t know the last time I watched any of these peoples’ shows. That being said, I’ve got sucked down the rabbit hole of Norm MacDonald clips. I’ve fallen off my chair from laughing so hard a couple times.
Thats because Norm is funny. I liked Colbert back in the day but within a week of his late night debut i tuned out as they had cut off his balls in order to not be offensive or edgy, ie make him bland
dean martin was good after a drinkie or twenty(pretend or real ??)
Dean Martin admitted that sponsors paid him to have a drink and cigarette in his hands almost constantly.
Dean did occasionally drink and get drunk, but his drunkard routine was an act.
One of those times Dean drank a little too much, it pissed off Sinatra who was quitting the rat pack anyway.
Only what pissed off Sinatra pissed off a lot of movie and TV producers. Dean stayed with it and managed to get roles in movies, TV specials and finally his own TV shows.
TV Censors forbid drinking real liquor on TV, so all of the drunk routines were pure fiction by that time.
Sinatra never really forgave Dean. They’d sing occasionally, but rat pack camaraderie was gone.
This is funny….
Citi Isn’t Ruling Out Natural Gas at $100 in a Frigid Winter (yahoo.com)
According to the analysis, $100 per mmBtu is $580/bbl in oil-equivalent terms of energy. The LNG export companies are gonna make a killing selling LNG to a world desparate for energy in a cooling world that has done stupid things like close nuclear and coal power plants in the name of climate piety.
Comedy destroyed? Check.
Every art form has been. Even knitting, if you call that art
“The knitting community is reckoning with racism
Fiber artists of color are taking to Instagram stories to call out instances of prejudice — and to try to shape a more inclusive future.”
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/2/25/18234950/knitting-racism-instagram-stories
The only safe space I have is the studio at the back of the house. It’s entirely identitarian free – and way more productive.
I’m not showing this to my wife. She will take her crochet hooks and start removing the brains (if they can be found) of these idiots, through their noses. Taking them back to their Egyptian roots.
Hmm … I wonder what a party of the perpetually offended world be like?
Do the invitations include a list of colors they aren’t “OK” to wear?
Are they allowed to drink, say, a rum and coke? (The triangle trade and all that.)
Does the host or hostess or “ittess” present them at the door with a list of words they can’t use that day?
Do they have to wear nametags listing what pronoun they feel like they are that day?
We call that the basement or the garage in my house.
I don’t watch any of them ever.
Never have. Likely never will.
I’ve never considered their whining, funny.
Best snark:
Ehhh, I’m going with
I stopped watching late night TV when Johnny Carson retired. Nobody has come remotely close to the brilliance and watchability of his comedy and banter with guests, and guest antics since then. He poked fun at everyone, regardless of political affiliation or ideological bent.
Could this be from the Carson Show archives?
I’m sure he didn’t learn the first time.
No.
Still, that is a good picture of Biden.
https://youtu.be/1Evt6As72m4
A classic. Reagan himself sent Jonny a note saying he loved it.
I watched and watch Johnny Carson regularly. Back when he was on every night, I’d stay up long past when I should’ve been in bed. i.e. watching an hourly late night 11pm TV show made it tough to be at work by 4:30AM.
Johnny Carson and his show were definitively liberal. Many of his jokes and skits portrayed conservatives as backwards idiots.
Johnny treated all guests similarly. He prepped well before their appearance and rarely pushed or pursued criticism at a guest. Unlike the late night imitators, Johnny never openly mocked guests negatively. Unlike simpering Dick Cabot or David bedwetter.
Johnny is shown by various stations, again in a late night time slot. The shows are not shown sequentially, but the channel does match weekday shows to weekdays and the longer Friday night shows with Fridays.
It is especially amusing to watch people like Jerry Brown appear on the night show in his various political positions. Jerry’s claimed beliefs and actions often reversed themselves in every new position.
Johnny often asked about these position changes, but allowed Jerry Brown full time for a response; at least unless he was signaled for a commercial break.
Want to get recognition doing something? Anything? Speak or write the magic words …. Climate Change. Anthropogenic was too hard for people to say much less remember so it was shortened to Global Warming. Global Warming wasn’t happening and after a few morphs they settled on Climate Change because it goes with everything, is easy to remember, and everyone craves instant recognition when their miserable lives fail to satisfy. And best of all …… you get media support and free advertising.
er… no.
The Name Game: From “Global Warming” to “Climate Change” (energyandcapital.com)
In 2002, Republican political strategist Frank Luntz wrote a memo urging conservative politicians to begin using the term “climate change” over “global warming,” – because climate change sounded less alrming.
Luntz later said he’d been wrong on climate change…
Frank Luntz, a veteran Republican pollster, disavowed work Thursday in the early 2000s to cast doubt on the science behind climate change and said America, on the whole, wants the federal government to “do more, right now, to address it.” (2019)
Most Republicans don’t take their marching orders from Frank Luntz.
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change…formed after the 1992 Rio Conference
Luntz had a gig on FNN but he is certainly not Conservative and does far more “ for the left than he’s ever done for even RINOs.
The IPCC was formed in 1988. I think that predates and falsifies this claim.
When griff faces a choice between believing his talking points memo, or the actual data, he chooses the memo every time.
Who?!
And exactly who cares?
Who in blazes knows pollsters by name?
Any why would they?
Then there is the obvious bias in a pollster supporting/espousing/proselytizing such a partisan position.
Bet Luntz is a RINO, “Republican in name only”.
Mr. griff: So, Frank Luntz directed American conservative opinion by issuing memos from on high in ’02? Plus, he invented the term in ’02, and changed the lexicon all by himself? Nobody but Mr. Luntz noticed that after ’98, it cooled off?
By ’02, AGW activists were forced (by temp readings) to figure out how to keep the press on board. Your “Frank Luntz” memo tale is a classic use of a bit of truth (can’t deny he sent a memo at a time he fancied himself as the new Karl Rove) to obscure the thousands of memos sent by leftists telling folks that changing “Global Warming” to “Climate Change” would be the sort of “climate communication” that the press would follow in the face of contradictory data.
I don’t ordinarily bother with you, but the idea that conservatives changed the terminology is too farcical even for you.
Although “climate change” was always out there (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) from 1988, after man-made global cooling was memory holed, global warming was the common term. During “The Pause” the laughable term “climate change” was promoted in order to account for any type of weather.
I don’t have a working TV in my home.
Just doing my part to conserve energy./sarc
Nothing but Klimate Klowns…
Klimate Klingon Klowns
Where is Johnny Carson when you need him…?
Doing about 3,600 rpm…
I don’t think Greg Gutfeld is all that funny. Closer to obnoxious many times.
Although I can see why he might be king of the late night now because he has no competition.
Streaming the latest Louder with Crowder YouTube episode is now my bedtime comic relief. Best channel going on YouTube to bring sanity back to an insane world using comedy.
Didn’t the Climate Czar, John Kerry, make an appearance on this show?
The dour John Kerry. He’s just right for a good laugh. But nobody is talking about the guy. He must not have made much of an impression.
And if anyone was ever MADE for a subject for a comedy p1ss-take, it’s “Lurch”.
Bumbling, clueless expression, right up there with Peter Sellers’ Inspector Clouseau.
Yet, he seems to be untouchable by today’s “comedians”
Why?
These unfunny idiots were of course ordered by the Media executives they work for to do this un-funny Climate Hoax crap.
This whole climate scam mass media show is very much like the deceptions on the Trump-Russia collusion hoax that ran for 3 years. Both the climate scam lies (that wild fires in the West US and Australia, hurricanes during hurricane season, etc, never happened before Climate Change, i.e. the hockey stick lie) and the Trump-Russia hoax are enabled by a corrupt, immoral media establishment that is just playing the sycophantic enabler for the Democrat’s agenda.
Gutfeld and his late night show will continue to views crush these clowns, just as the prime-time FNC line-up of Tucker, Hannity, and Ingraham crush their woke counterparts on the other cable channels.
Whenever I state my opinion, easily backed up, that the MSM world wide has been bought by Progressives/Socialists/Marxists and they march to that propaganda tune I’m accused of conspiracy theory. It took them almost a century but they achieved it. Pravda is a piker in comparison.
Here is John F Kerry, summarizing the problem..Ready to play if you can stand 20 seconds of him, spewing..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXdl62CN0jU&t=192s
Switched my TV off nearly 20 years ago. (I actually gave it to my mum, she loved watching international tennis and when the TV my kid brother bought her packed up, what else could I do.
More serious than a really seriously serious thing – for those suffering from all variations of depression – whether sadness over the expiry of your pet bunny-rabbit or whether from a lifetime of drug abuse.
2nd on the list of The Five Most Important Things you can do to help yourself is:
Switch Off The TV (also cancel the paper if you get one/more delivered)
But, recognising the near impossibility of most folks doing that, the ( I use the word advisedly) expert advice is moderated by:
OK, maybe watch TV but: Do Not Watch The News Programs
Good sense doncha think
Also think what might go on if the entire adult population of the UK had an extra 6 hours per day of time on their hands – could do a lot of Science and Lobbying in that time eh not……
Gave up TV 30 years ago.
People used to ask us what we did with all that time. I asked them how they ever found enough time for TV?
Back in those days, I seem to recall that canoodling was pretty high on the list of alternative activities….
My favorite is Bill Maher, wish he was participating in this stupidity, in many ways he really is my favorite as at least he is willing to point out the hypocrisy and stupidity of liberals.
But he leans into AGW most shows, obligatory mentions all the way up to rants, but then at the end of every show he lists his upcoming live shows all around the country, that he obviously gets on a plane to get there and back.
We must “DO SOMETHING”, but meanwhile i’ll continue jetting around the world because that is what my career and lifestyle requires.
Just keep on what you’re doing, fellas.
This seems to be on Insta-sham and therefore of no interest to me. Twatter, to check in on Climate Realists and a low profile on Fakebook to keep up with friends and family are the only concessions I make to the global onethink.
Stayed up to watch Corden’s Horse Cart Karaoke segment where he shuns the conspicuous consumption Range Rover to plod around the streets with Neil Young as his guest. His version of Long May You Wait At The Charging Station was different than I remember.
Should have gone to bed early.
Comedians teaching climatology! Watch tonight for the comedy event of the year.
Never has he been more Lurch-like.
Invasion of the Comedy Snatchers…
Greta is back pushing another Friday thing. Tomorrow.
https://news.yahoo.com/climate-activist-greta-thunberg-back-161707308.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
OH!!!
I have been seeing this image parodied in Memes.
Now I have context.
Hail FNT
Doesn’t matter how much energy the shows or the hosts consume. Humans worship the rich and stupid, hoping to get a bread crumb. Just as people starved while the rich thrived throughout all history. It’s who humans are and there is no changing that. The best you can do is build that invisible compound in Colorado and live as they did in Atlas Shrugged, all thousand or so of you who actually understand the concepts.
They are the largest vertical accretion of male bovine excrement ever seen or heard!