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A perfect membership for the cash-strapped bean. ALL Small Beans members are entitled to early access to content as well as exclusive shows available to patrons only. We hope you'll pitch in $5 if you're able, as that will give you access to 1Upsmanship, Star Trek: The Next Futurama, and Spielboys!, but if you can't spare the scratch, we got you for everything else.
- Discord access
If you are looking for 1Upsmanship, Star Trek: The Next Futurama, or Spielboys!, this tier and above is you're looking for!
Cool Beans are the only human beans with access to ALL Small Beans content. Aside from the early access and occasional bonus content available to all members, Cool Beans will enjoy access to occasional Beanus Content, available to Cool Beans ONLY.
Enjoy all that SB has to offer! Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole.
- Discord access
Formerly the "I'm Just Here For Off Hours" tier, so now that it's on hiatus feel free to depose yourself if you don't wanna BE A FRICKIN' KING. Those who remain will become our most cherished Patrons. We'll try and find as many ways as we can to reward our KABs, but hopefully the greatest reward is knowing that you are genuinely making possible a whole swath of thoughtful, funny content that wouldn't otherwise exist. You kinda rule!
- Discord access
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