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猪是一种“政治动物”：清乾隆年间，平民出身的侍郎吴白华与宗室出身的将军比赛吃饭，将军吃了32碗，吴白华吃了24碗。吴白华不服，说问题出在吃猪肉上，约定明天再赌。这一次，只吃寡饭，不准吃猪肉。结果，吴白华吃了36碗，将军吃到20碗就咽不下去了。吴白华说：我出身平民，吃了猪肉容易饱；你是贵族，没有猪肉吃不下去，猪是你们贵族的救星！

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Books

Huge congrats to The Iliad. It’s only taken 3,000 years.

This list is brought to you by Tor Publishing Group, which you’re probably familiar with, given what tops the list this year.

  1. The Locked Tomb series +3
    by Tamsyn Muir
  2. The Percy Jackson & the Olympians series -1
    by Rick Riordan
  3. The Harry Potter series
    by J.K. Rowling
  4. The Six of Crows duology +3
    by Leigh Bardugo
  5. Dracula -3
    by Bram Stoker
  6. The Warrior Cats series -1
    by Erin Hunter
  7. A Song of Ice and Fire -1
    by George R. R. Martin
  8. The All for the Game series
    by Nora Sakavic
  9. The Discworld series +7
    by Terry Pratchett
  10. A Court of Thorns and Roses series +3
    by Sarah J. Maas
  11. The Silmarillion -1
    by J. R. R. Tolkien
  12. Pride And Prejudice -3
    by Jane Austen
  13. Frankenstein
    by Mary Shelley
  14. The Raven Cycle series +3
    by Maggie Stiefvater
  15. The Sun and the Star
    by Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
  16. The Vampire Chronicles
    by Anne Rice
  17. Wings Of Fire +9
    by Tui T. Sutherland
  18. The Secret History -7
    by Donna Tartt
  19. The Trials of Apollo series -4
    by Rick Riordan
  20. The Iliad +10
    by Homer
  21. The Odyssey +24
    by Homer
  22. The Folk in the Air series -8
    by Holly Black
  23. The Animorphs series +5
    by K. A. Applegate
  24. The Stormlight Archive +8
    by Brandon Sanderson
  25. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
    by Jeff Kinney
  26. Moby Dick +24
    by Herman Melville
  27. 1984 +6
    by George Orwell
  28. Fables
    by Bill Willingham
  29. The Diaries of Franz Kafka
    by Franz Kafka
  30. The Song of Achilles -10
    by Madeline Miller
  31. The Last Hours series
    by Cassandra Clare
  32. The Simon Snow series -10
    by Rainbow Rowell
  33. The Throne of Glass series +13
    by Sarah J. Maas
  34. Nimona
    by ND Stevenson
  35. Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard +6
    by Rick Riordan
  36. The Bell Jar -15
    by Sylvia Plath
  37. The Dreamer trilogy +6
    by Maggie Stiefvater
  38. The Shadowhunter Chronicles -15
    by Cassandra Clare
  39. The Mistborn series
    by Brandon Sanderson
  40. This Is How You Lose the Time War
    by Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone
  41. Captive Prince -1
    by C. S. Pacat
  42. The Twilight Saga -7
    by Stephanie Meyer
  43. The Sandman
    by Neil Gaiman
  44. The Deltora Quest series
    by Jennifer Rowe
  45. Romeo and Juliet -8
    by William Shakespeare
  46. The Far Side
    by Gary Larson
  47. Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde +2
    by Robert Lewis Stevenson
  48. Calvin and Hobbes
    by Bill Watterson
  49. The Picture of Dorian Gray -31
    by Oscar Wilde
  50. Good Omens
    by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.

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Ships

Unexpected connections happen in two places: the Ships list and Feeld—a dating app for the curious. On Feeld, finding like-minded people is as fulfilling as finding yourself. In celebration of ships, here are this year’s iconic connections.

  1. Ineffable Husbands +17
    Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
  2. Steddie
    Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things
  3. Destiel
    Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
  4. Byler -3
    Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
  5. Wenclair
    Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair, Wednesday
  6. Bowuigi
    Bowser & Luigi, the Super Mario Bros. franchise
  7. Huntlow +7
    Hunter & Willow Park, The Owl House
  8. Avatrice
    Ava Silva & Beatrice, Warrior Nun
  9. Hannigram +2
    Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
  10. Buddie -4
    Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
  11. Vashwood
    Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun Stampede
  12. Zelink +80
    Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
  13. Lumity -6
    Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House
  14. Ghostsoap
    Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise
  15. Blackbonnet -11
    Edward Teach/Blackbeard & Stede Bonnet, Our Flag Means Death
  16. Wolfstar +8
    Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
  17. Merthur +12
    Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
  18. Jegulus +25
    James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
  19. Bumbleby +48
    Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY
  20. Bakudeku -4
    Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia
  21. Dreamling -1
    Dream of the Endless & Hob Gadling, The Sandman
  22. Soukoku +60
    Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs
  23. Firstprince
    Alex Claremont-Diaz & Prince Henry of Wales, Red, White & Royal Blue
  24. Wesper
    Wylan Van Eck & Jesper Fahey, the Grishaverse
  25. Wangxian -8
    Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
  26. Satosugu +23
    Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen
  27. Imodna +8
    Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role
  28. Kanej +44
    Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, the Grishaverse
  29. Bubbline
    Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time
  30. Ladynoir -17
    Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
  31. Twiyor +6
    Loid Forger & Yor Forger, SPY x FAMILY
  32. Loustat +43
    Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire
  33. Zosan
    Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece
  34. Marichat -12
    Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
  35. Serirei +65
    Serizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
  36. Adrienette -21
    Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
  37. Chenford +24
    Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford, The Rookie
  38. Petrigrof
    Simon Petrikov & Betty Grof, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
  39. Kavetham
    Kaveh & Alhaitham, Genshin Impact
  40. Griddlehark +54
    Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series
  41. Raeda -13
    Raine Whispers & Eda Clawthorne, The Owl House
  42. Tomgreg -19
    Tom Wambsgans & Greg Hirsch, Succession
  43. Hanamusa
    Jessie & Delia Ketchum, the Pokémon franchise
  44. Zolu
    Roronoa Zoro & Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
  45. Narumitsu -12
    Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney
  46. Sonadow +23
    Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
  47. Ineffable Bureaucracy
    Archangel Gabriel & Beelzebub, Good Omens
  48. Spirk +9
    Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
  49. Ballister x Ambrosius
    Ballister Boldheart & Ambrosius Goldenloin, Nimona
  50. Nandermo -42
    Nandor the Relentless & Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do in the Shadows
  51. Jonmartin -15
    Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives
  52. Punkflower
    Hobie Brown & Miles Morales, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  53. AkiAngel
    Aki Hayakawa & the Angel Devil, Chainsaw Man
  54. Ronance -49
    Robin Buckley & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things
  55. Superbat -11
    Superman & Batman, the DC universe
  56. Shuake
    Ren Amamiya/Joker & Goro Akechi, Persona 5
  57. Geraskier -48
    Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher
  58. Hualian -18
    Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu
  59. Sulemio
    Suletta Mercury & Miorine Rembran, Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury
  60. Sterek -5
    Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
  61. Gumlee
    Prince Gumball & Marshall Lee, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
  62. Shadowpeach
    Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
  63. Drarry -29
    Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
  64. Wilmon
    Prince Wilhelm & Simon Eriksson, Young Royals
  65. Harringrove -34
    Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things
  66. Kazurei
    Suwa Rei & Kurusu Kazuki, Buddy Daddies
  67. Lestappen
    Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen, Formula 1 drivers
  68. Zukka -5
    Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
  69. Codywan +8
    Commander Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
  70. Solangelo -23
    Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe
  71. Catradora
    Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
  72. Shadowgast -4
    Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role
  73. Stucky -43
    Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
  74. Tarlos -18
    TK Strand & Carlos Reyes, 9-1-1: Lone Star
  75. Johnlock +21
    John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
  76. Sasunaru -24
    Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto
  77. Locklyle
    Anthony Lockwood & Lucy Carlyle, Lockwood & Co.
  78. Lokius
    Loki Laufeyson & Mobius M. Mobius, the Marvel universe
  79. Supercorp -67
    Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
  80. Piltover’s Finest
    Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
  81. Helnik
    Matthias Helvar & Nina Zenik, the Grishaverse
  82. Prohibitedwish
    Scarab & Prismo, Adventure Time
  83. Klance -12
    Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
  84. Reylo
    Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe
  85. Hanazawa
    Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
  86. Cockles -44
    Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, Actors
  87. Percabeth -46
    Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
  88. Astarion x Tav
    Astarion & Tav, Baldur’s Gate 3
  89. Timkon
    Tim Drake & Conner Kent, Young Justice
  90. Davekat
    Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
  91. Cynonari
    Cyno & Tighnari, Genshin Impact
  92. Creek
    Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak, South Park
  93. Klapollo
    Apollo Justice & Klavier Gavin, Ace Attorney
  94. Style
    Stan Marsh & Kyle Brovlofski, South Park
  95. Korrasami -11
    Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
  96. Bill x Frank
    Bill & Frank, The Last of Us
  97. Nick x Charlie -51
    Nick Nelson & Charlie Spring, Heartstopper
  98. Dreamnotfound -50
    Dreamwastaken & GeorgeNotFound, Streamers
  99. Dinluke -33
    Din Djarin & Luke Skywalker, the Star Wars universe
  100. Rhaenicent
    Rhaenyra Targaryen & Alicent Hightower, House of the Dragon

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last year.

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加西亚·马尔克斯访谈录

任何不自相矛盾的人都是教条主义者，每一个教条主义者都是反对派。我时时刻刻都是自相矛盾的，尤其是关于文学的问题。我的工作方法是这样的，如果没有持续不断地自相矛盾，自我纠正，犯下错误，我就绝不会走到文学创作这一步的。如果我没有这样做，我就永远会是写同一本书了。我没有秘诀……

论战争时期的正义

「当两条狗在街道上打斗时，没有人会认为，刺激它们的不是本能，它们受到什么高尚目的激励。
但是，假如它们可以产生人们所说的思想，假如它们受到的教育说，狗是有理性的动物，那么，我们可以肯定，在争斗过程中，它们会慢慢形成一种由观念构成的上层建筑。
它们争斗的原因其实是，它们身上的气味让激怒了对方。但是，假如它们的争斗伴随着思想活动，其中一条狗可能会说，它争斗的目的是为了提倡正确种类的气味（文化），另外一条说，它是为了坚持犬类固有的在路面上奔跑的权利（民主）。」

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