1.
Developed a "smoking" habit:
2.
Got absolutely wasted:
3.
Drew hair exactly like this:
4.
Tried your best to defeat science:
6.
Clipped your mouth shut for some reason:
7.
Stabbed the life out of an eraser:
8.
Began a long career as a chemist:
9.
Felt that deep watermelon seed regret:
11.
Felt like the highest of high society:
13.
Pretended to have pool powers:
14.
Took tons of bottle cap shots:
15.
Ate macaroni like a cultured human:
16.
Made an old paper towel roll the best toy:
17.
Starred in Fast & Furious: Grocery Store Drift:
18.
Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this:
19.
Pulled as many coupons as you could get your hands on:
20.
Ate a truly wild meal:
21.
Made the mad dash upstairs:
23.
Felt like a technological wizard:
24.
Hugged the wrong mom:
25.
Kept an eye open for demons:
26.
Did everything in your power to avoid a phone call:
27.
Tried to push 'em all down:
28.
And fell for this exact joke:
