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Michael Jackson wishing you a Happy Hanukkah (if you celebrate) from beyond the grave.
2.
Albert Einstein wishing Britney Spears a happy birthday even though he's been dead for like over 60 years.
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Jesus getting excited for the Royal Wedding.
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Agatha Christie live-tweeting the Royal Wedding.
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Muhammad Ali wishing Elvis a happy birthday even though they both aren't alive.
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And Marilyn Monroe saying the happiest time of her life is now even though she's been dead for mad long?
Twitter is weird. The end.