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january rent watching all your christmas and new years eve plans
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Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st - Corny and annoying - Everybody hates you - Seriously this joke sucks Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st - Mysterious - Are you going on a long adventure? - You may not understand how years work
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If you want to throw a Gatsby-themed New Year’s party, you’ll need: - Champagne - Jazz music - The American Dream, corrupted - A culture of decadence and mass consumerism that will ultimately give way to economic disaster
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Me on NYE at a house party with 10 people:
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"WhO ARe U KiSSInG On NeW YeAR's Eve???" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bitch my pet
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i’ve decided to lay low for new year’s eve and not spend the first day of the decade hungover sobbing in the shower
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Expectations: New Year's Eve is going to be soooo wild Reality:
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it's officially new years eve yall know what that means
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Congratulations to all those couples that will celebrate New Year’s Eve together. As for me and the person reading this, the Lord is our Shepherd.
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Me tonight #NewYearsEve #BabyYoda
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my brain: knows NYE stands for new years eve also my brain: new york eity
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Me tonight at 00:01 when I ain’t had my New Years kiss xx
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y’all are really spending new year’s eve at a club just so u can pay $12 for a drink and get confetti dumped on u at midnight while party rock anthem plays
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Bill Nye’s full name is Bill New Year’s Eve
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me passing by 2019 tomorrow at 12 midnight
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will smooch a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join the annual NoContextTrek tradition, and start 2020 on the right hoof.
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R.I.P. 2019 (2019 - 2019)
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Dec 24: Christmas Eve Dec 25: Christmas Day Dec 26: Boxing Day Dec 27-30: Every day feels like a Sunday, proof that time is a social construct Dec 31: New Year's Eve Jan 1: New Year's Day Jan 2: Reality hits