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Him : Send me a video of you twerking Me :
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Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5
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Me going to heaven watching y’all get left behind during the rapture
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this phase of twitter is still the funniest shit ever to me
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daaAAAaaAaAaAAdy?
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death confronting me about my "i wanna d*e" tweets
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men honestly are something else
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