The annual meeting between Navy and Army has a uniquely load-bearing responsibility in the college football schedule. If this game is bad, then the entirety of college football’s final pre-bowl weekend is bad (unless you’re wise enough to watch FCS or other playoffs). Luckily, the game is almost always great.
So it goes with College GameDay signs as well. With only one FBS game going on, ESPN’s road show has a simple choice of destination. And just like on the field, Army and Navy fans in Philadelphia bring it.
I’m certain I laughed more at this week’s signs than I did at the entire rest of the year combined. That’s an annual thing with this game.
First up, current Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy champion Army.
This is a pro-UCF household, but that’s still hilarious:
Oh the shade pic.twitter.com/5AvvZpYYqz
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) December 8, 2018
Granted, all of them were over a decade before UCF was founded... #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/HCP9Udk9af
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
NAVY GOES TO WAFFLE HOUSE SOBER. GameDay signs are strong today. #ArmyNavy #GameDaySigns #TodayInSports #ArmyNavyGame pic.twitter.com/B7oFVvwr5D
— TodayInSports (@TodayInSports3) December 8, 2018
TOO FAR pic.twitter.com/Mmw2mZdBmz
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) December 8, 2018
“Navy is a color” #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/lDZHz0VZsZ
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
“Navy’s Decks are smaller than Army’s CACs” #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/Qs2qRd3gSU
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
It’s time for the Flat Earther intermission.
And now, let’s see what Navy’s got.
A reference to Army pranksters nearly killing Air Force’s falcon mascot:
Nice reference to the Cadets misadventure kidnapping the Air Force Falcon: #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/AN6zeMaseW
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
“Big. Deck. Energy.” #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/ZOi0caalSW
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
We got Congressional budgetary funding trash talk, somehow:
“Army Killed Stan Lee” #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/ae2yOJwZlG
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
Re: Army’s Black Knights nickname:
“Knights are sooo 600 AD” #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/30sngWGuQy
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
The rest of the United States military was not forgotten.
The Air Force signs were OK, but let’s concentrate on this:
And now for some news.
“Will Urban Meyer Coach at USC?
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018
• Yes
• Yes but in Gold”#GameDaySigns by /u/Nicholas1227 pic.twitter.com/37v24wqrwY
UCF, as it’s prone to do, countered.
Did Georgia catch a stray?
Yes. Georgia is designed to catch as many strays as possible at all times.
Great advice pic.twitter.com/TYjncbytm8
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) December 8, 2018
And as always, someone wants Bama.
A specific strain of Bama, though.
“We Want Bama (ROTC)” #GameDaySigns #ArmyNavy pic.twitter.com/xrBYc8TukJ
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 8, 2018