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As Dave walked away, Karkat stared dumbfounded at his own hand, now marked with the red-inked phone number of the hottest guy he’d ever seen. He blinked twice before pushing his hand into his jacket pocket, smiling all the way back to his dorm.
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The Derse and Prospit kingdoms had been at war for years, and Dirk could not recall a time when they weren’t. For three generations, the two kingdoms had been fighting this bloody, destructive war, and there was no end in sight.
Between trying to rule a kingdom in place of an absent, neglectful father, keeping in touch with his sisters, and trying to scramble to keep his little brother from falling apart in his too-rough hands, Dirk attempts, desperately, to keep a secret.
A.K.A., a strilonde-centric kingdomstuck au focusing on political intrigue, magic, and dysfunctional dynamics :}}
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- Part 1 of frame the halves, call them brothers
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When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.
A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
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Paradox Space is well a paradox, so naturally an AU has an AU.
"It's less about things going to our plan, but more about messing with someone else's."It is recommended you read or listen to Homestuck: Alternate Universe by FunkMcLovin.
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Hearts Boxcars, of the Midnight Crew, finds himself in fact, not dead in a destroyed universe contained within a horse calendar, but an ever-expansive afterlife.
Hearts Boxcars, then soon after, breaks out of the afterlife to find out what has happened to the world beyond.
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TG: ive got some asshole specter getting on my case
TG: so i go to phone in my local ghost nerd to dish out some life saving advice on the matter
TG: and he focuses on irrelevant details like asking why im at my workplace so late
TG: which is for a very good reason nothing lame like forgetting keys
TG: some ghost could make me into its personal flesh onesie while youre busy interrogating trivial bs like that
EB: so you forgot your keys at work and then got spooked being there alone at night?
TG: what no
TG: im not scared
EB: hahaha, dude you’re totally scared.
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Please help me
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Dave Strider wants a fresh start away from his old abusive home life, attending college in a small town with his four best friends seems like the best change.
Karkat Vantas wants to get through life without having to watch anyone else die, and not being accused of being the town serial killer would be a nice bonus too.
John Egbert wants to pass his classes, and yes he is aware that makes him the most normal person to exist in this story.
Nothing is that easy though and sometimes you don't get the things you want in the way that you want them.
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The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative by Madam_Melon_Meow, sarcasticcelery
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Apr 2024
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Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained.
Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man.
And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again.
An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians. Updates every other Saturday!
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- Part 1 of Monsterstuck: Suburban Catastrophe
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i like him and he knows it?
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genre/trope: soulmate au
person a having 'hey your friend is pretty cute' on his arm for the first thing his soulmate says to him and person b having 'oh god, its you'~~
prompt generator: https://perchance.org/mlm-prompt-generator
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After being friends for years, John has finally managed to convince his dad to go let him stay with Dave in Huston for one week during summer. It's the first time they will ever meet each other and what ensues are many confusing teenage emotions, stupid lies and timid summer evenings with soft truths.
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happy 413 heres junedave hurt/comfort
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Your name is Jake English. You are hopelessly obsessed with a man who doesn't even know you exist, and the thoughts you have about him are utterly rancid.
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- Part 2 of 🧡aspd/bpd dirkjakes💚
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Twins Dave and Dirk are now seniors in high school. One more year, and then they can get away from their abusive Bro. John, his best friend, is helping Dave keep it together, but lately, it's gotten harder and harder for Dave to reach out.
Instead, he befriends a crow on his roof, and starts spending hours upon hours up there. At first, Dirk makes sure he comes down for dinner, but he's exhausted too. Dave stays out on the roof, alone.
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John, luckiest boy in the world it seems, gets to go join two close friends for their birthday celebrations. Delighted for a first time meeting with them, John completely misses that Dave is handling his own romantic turmoil. The two find themselves in an odd dynamic those few days, working to sort out possibly unrecognized and unresolved emotions.
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- Part 1 of FilthyAssrat's Homestuck AU
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Chasing The Only Meaningful Memory You Thought You Had Left by tavgr0ss
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2024
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Juno Egbert is found getting back in contact with their ex who finally got to processing his trauma correctly. They get to talking, fucking, and discussing ways to start over again.
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A metaphor is a glorious thing,
A diamond ring,
The first day of summer
A metaphor is a breath of fresh air,
A turn-on,
An aphrodisiac- Earth Human Sparks
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Follow the everyday lives of 16yo. teenage losers and their growing crushes on girls…who have no idea that they share the same feelings! As John, Karkat and Dave learn about each other's secret crushes, they decide it's time to make a move. Let's see who's the bravest! Vriska, Jade and Jane still haven't told anyone, and they intend to keep it that way! Will they be able to get closer to the boy they admire, all by themselves? From nerdy kids to growing men and women, how will they handle their first steps into maturity? Exploring topics such as gender, family and physical attraction, it's not easy being a teen. Even harder when your gamer besties are aliens!
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John is struggling with his depression after the game, and his friends are concerned. All attempts to help him have failed so far, and he has drifted deeper and deeper into his self-imposed isolation.
Dirk and John are aware of each other. They've had a handful of brief encounters thanks to their shared friend group, but that's the extent of their relationship.
Knowing about Dirk's experience with depression, Roxy asks him to do her a solid.
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A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…
Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.
Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.
(Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)