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Longest four years of your life.
GET YOUR OWN DAMN PENCIL.
NO, we can't study together!
And is doing their best to fit in.
What. The. Fuck.
And you totally gave them nickname.
Quit playin. We all know your eyesight is 20/20.
Like someone please tell them class starts at the SAME TIME every day.
How did you even get this gig?
I swear to god if you put that under the desk...
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST ON FACEBOOK.
GO HOME.
Here lies a man and his drool.
You both are so embarrassing.
WE ALL FAILED BECAUSE OF YOU.
It's literally a 50 minute class.
ARE YOU SMASHING GRAPES TO MAKE SOME WINE UNDER THERE?
REALLY? You literally just went.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE. No one cares what you think about the properties of Einsteinium.
And YOU'RE the one who gets in trouble.
Who you may or may not have fantasized about.
Fuck your tenure.