- David: Angel, I… I must make a confession. It’s burning in my heart…
- Ye Thuza: What is it, dear?
- David: I cheated… I just couldn’t resist the temptation.
- Ye Thuza: Oh no! Was it when you…?
- David: Yes, I used a wallhack in our Unreal Tournament deathmatch.
- Ye Thuza: IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO GET OVER MY 39 TO 40 LOSS!!
- David: Cheating just isn’t worth it…
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I know the temptation, but cheating on your wife is never worth it.
Oh dear ! Rage quit, Ye Thuza ?
Next time, just stick to the steroids.
Cheaters never prosper. Stay in school and don’t do walls.
Now, will he pass on the lesson to Cloud? It would be wise…
Richard North: Sandy, did I ever show you how to run a rolling checksum in background against an active listen server? I you never know when someone’s going to cheat at multiplayer… or rather, you will with one of these set up.
Cheating will just make everything worse. No exceptions.
someday very soon you have got to show us how these two met and fell in love they are my favorite charecters
Ye Thuza: *Points at David* Let this be a lesson for you, Cloud. NEVER do this to Sandy or you will face the same consequences. Understand?
Cloud: *sweatdrop* Uhhh… ok? (inner thinking: I hope Sandy isn’t a sore loser…
Cheating on a marriage and cheating at a game are a lot alike, except it’s never satisfying to cheat at a game.
At least David was man enough to come out and admit his indiscretion. That’s the first step to recovery.
Steroids? Nah, just play in the maps with Megaweapons. A good Redeemer in the face will just do. For both. 😉
Ah, Unreal Tournament (The very first one; 2k3/2k4 I’d skip)… So good memories… *_*
Ye Thuza: “But to tell you the truth… I can’t remember the last time I didn’t cheat in a single-player game I was having trouble with…”
David: *gasp* “You TRAITOR!!! I want a divorce!!”
Yeh, never cheat on friends and lovers. Enemies? Everything is good except loosing.
Reminds me of this.
*le gasp!* David! How could you?!
I just noticed that David calls Ye Thuza “Angel” all the time. I would probably call my wife “My Love” all the time though
Bigfoot wrote:
YES! YES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YES!
39 to 40? Someone’s a bit obsessed about these things.
Does make one wonder. If he’s the only one home and is playing a video game, does he possibly use a hacking device to play? Something akin to Game Genie or Gameshark?
Out of curiousity, is there or has there ever been a scene when it’s the woman sleeping on the couch? In any cartoon anywhere? I’d be amazed if there were one, stupefied if there were two, and three . . . well, call the coroner, I couldn’t handle the shock!
Don’t worry, Dave. Even so, yours is still my favorite family in the history of comics.
A WALLHACK! You cheater! No wonder my infinite ammo hack did’nt work when I cornered you.
No wait-
Why must us humans try to make ourselves virtual gods in video games, gods aren’t even supposed to interfere with mortals! The point is, save your hacking for single player (unless it’s just a texture hack cuz those are always cool to see).
@ demarion:
Of course not! Whatever happens it’s always the male’s fault! Besides, the wife goes home to her mother.
Am I the only one who is really happy that the author(s) of my favorite webcomic also like(s) the same first-person shooter game I like and admire?
We can’t have any divorces here in this happy, fun webcomic!
Well, it seems like everyone already mention the obvious moral messages from this comic. But you guys forget one most important hidden lesson:
Husbands, go get a comfy sofa, you never know when you really need it.
@ CHAOKOCartoons:
Yeah, you humans are crazy like that. It makes me glad to be a wolf. 😛
Her first assumption was that he cheated in a video game, not in their relationship. Approve.
Unreal tournament is srs bsns, gentlemen.
I always used to have a trainer program active when I played Final Fantasy VII…
They’d probably consider that heresy.
@ Erika Hammerschmidt:
Not true! Cheating in a game in order to beat someone you hate can be quite satisfying.
ekimmak wrote:
Well, given that even when cheating he only beat her by one point, it seems likely that she usually wins by a wide margin. (Not too surprising since while most things don’t transfer between shooters and real-life combat, there are one or two things that do, and she’s a vet while he’s an accountant or something) Suddenly being beaten at something you usually win easily is going to give anyone a shock, even if it’s only a game.
(As an aside, I dislike the phrase “it’s only a game”, because it’s usually used in the context of “it’s only a game, so I can be as big an asshole as I like and do my best to spoil your fun, and if you complain about it you’re in the wrong”)
HOW DID THESE TWO MEET?!
Marcus wrote:
Through the most unlikely of circumstances.
At least you weren’t permabanned