Things You Can't Do When You're Not a Toddler

If you have kids or have spent time with a toddler then you're going to LOL very much at this sketch, which shows things toddlers can get away with that if adults did it, they'd be ostracised from society.

When a model falls like this, it's clear she must not be heeling well.

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. Throw those hands in the air, start making some shapes, gurn your face into a contorted grimace & then get back to work.

I was waiting for the massive wipeout on this one but I suppose I'll give some credit where its due.

This has got to be the world's luckiest motorcyclist, as he survives a crash by front flipping onto the cars roof totally by chance—if that hadn't have happened his fate might've been very different indeed.

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

We all need a sofa to sleep on at some point, somewhere for the night – But just remember there’s a chance that homicidal clown will stalk you, especially if you turn off the TV.

God knows what got into him, but when Living On A Prayer comes on at a baseball match, it’s like a switch flicks in his brain and he’s off… embarrassment be damned!

This dude loses control of his vehicle at 70mph and besides one minor bump he somehow manages to avoid all other cars on the road.

By now the downfall parodies have become something of a played out meme. The fuhrer's fury does fit pretty well with everyone's collective feelings about SOPA/PIPA though, so it's worth resurrecting. While we still can...

Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !