babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

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constructreese:

Yeah hey mom I know it’s been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

tvrded:

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

mrsterlingeverything:

I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all

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snoofthefool-deactivated2023122:

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moomin modern au shenanigans again (+ rare snufmin) ((+ strong language))

ojisan161:

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luthienne:

luthienne:

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

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weirdmageddon:

have you seen whats happening

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bladedamus:

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

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pointnclick:

pointnclick:

god if there was an alligator outside my house right now that would be scary

i was like wizard high and nauseous with fear when i posted this and no one even tried to save me

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princess-okkotsu-deactivated020:

horsesharkinahatadventures:

shower-racoon:

shower-racoon:

oh shit, it’s 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

don’t worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

Welcome to 3/23/23, aka 32323. It’s palindrome day three, everyone! :D

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yellbug:

y’all better learn how to stop saying “kill yourself” to each other and “i’m gonna kill myself” to yourself and start enjoying the garden of life or i’m going to rip you apart and then i will plant you in the earth and you will become a tree. what will you do with these cruel urges then, hm? when you are a walnut tree. you’ll be making walnuts

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