1. Lower your expectations.
2. Be the cool dad.
3. Know when to give your kids freedom.
4. Love your wife. Graphically.
5. Show no fear.
6. Strive for perfection in all aspects.
7. Be quick to scout the new boyfriends.
8. Know what you want.
9. Keep it real AND THEN take it to the next level.
10. Be prepared to give your children great advice.
11. Be a hero to your kids.
12. Learn to handle pressure.
13. Be "a floating rock."
14. Confidence is everything.
15. And don't be afraid to be caught with your pants down.
