1. For the person you text after drinking:
2. For your roommate:
3. Or...
4. For your significant other:
5. For your delivery guy:
6. For your parents:
7. For your best friend:
8. For that friend who's gone overboard:
9. For your barista and/or coffee in general:
10. For your amazing boss:
11. For your terrible boss:
12. For your co-workers:
13. For yourself:
14. For your landlord:
15. For your high school friend who's engaged to someone he/she met two months ago:
16. For your bartender and/or Netflix account:
