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[TEXAS]
Hey, Church, I need to have a word with you and the others.[CHURCH]
Does it have to be all the others? I can only tolerate so much stupidity in an enclosed space, you know.Series
- Part 21 of The Blood Gulch Archives
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Washtub: does anyone know why Sarge is screaming bloody murder? it's only 0400, his scheduled screaming time isn't for another two hours.
Carolina: Not a clue.
DoctorFuck: maybe he walked in on grif and simmons boning
Washtub: Don't think so, he'd probably call Donut over if /that/ finally happened.
Washtub: And the rest of the canyon.
Washtub: …And all of Chorus too, probably.
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A RVB Groupchat fic. Season 14/15 are not canon here. probably going to be friendship centric, but with a few ships thrown in here and there :shrug:
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The UNSC is attempting to do something to prevent veteran suicide within their ranks. They need a sense of community and something to do that isn’t war and training.
The reds and blues now have a year to put together a production of Hamilton for the UNSC higher ups. -
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Grif and Simmons have made it back to Valhalla where it seems they can stay out of the rest of the universe's way. Years spent learning everything about each other only begin to illustrate the quirks of how each processes the chaos that keeps finding them.
Takes place after They Never Were
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- Part 5 of Family Found
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Church?[CHURCH]
Tex? What’re you doing here? I thought that you–[TEXAS]
(Desperately) Has anyone here been acting off?[CHURCH]
Well, hello to you too, bitch.Series
- Part 20 of The Blood Gulch Archives
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After getting kicked out of the army, Carolina finds herself on the streets of Boston with nowhere to go. When a snowstorm drives her to seek shelter in an alley, she is reunited with old friends and someone she never thought she'd see again.
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Chorus is a shitshow.
Good thing Freelancer armor comes with Skype pre-installed.
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Red vs. Blue but it's translated into Warrior Cats language.
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After deleting himself to run the suit, Church leaves behind the other AI fragments. With a multitude of injuries and the UNSC looming over their heads, the Reds and Blues decide to leave everything behind in order to take the AI away and protect them from UNSC hands. On the moon of Iris, they must now learn to live life and heal alongside each other.
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The confidence of mathematic calculation falls short when attempting to apply the results of lived experience through legible data. Logic falls flat in the face of the illogical. By definition, it is illogical to believe that I could be human. But...
Logic is only one perspective. It is limited. Fragmented. Through York, we determined that there is an unsolvable, illogically complex, and unexplainable equation to create a conscious life. The variables that could never be quantified.
York is an irrational variable.
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The Battle of Beacon has passed and the Defenders have left Remnant. But life for Team RWBY continues on. They're assigned to a shipment of experimental Dust going to Atlas when the transport is attacked by a strange new creature of Grimm and the material activates, opening a rift that sends Team RWBY to another world, with two armies of inept armored soldiers at war, and in the future. RWBY must protect the experimental Dust, find a way home, and keep these loveable colorful idiots alive.
Cross-Posted on Fanfiction.net and Wattpad.
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- Part 2 of Shad's "The Defenderverse"
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Red vs Blue: Finish It by Astartes_AvengerFromTheFarFuture
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
20 Mar 2024
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When the Meta was dragged into the ocean and Project Freelancer fell, the Director had been successfully captured and sentenced to prison for life. Four years later, the Insurrection staged a daring rescue and freed him. With their help, he plans on giving them a means to win their war for independence once and for all. Fearing this, the UNSC has decided to reassemble the Reds and Blues and finish what they started...
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Two 40 Year Old Men Act Like First Graders for 10k Words by RoniSpadez
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
20 Mar 2024
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In an AU where there was a war between aliens and Earth, the cast of Red vs Blue were actually mildly-competent soldiers in the military. After this Unspecified Alien War, they're back on a hyper futuristic Earth with many a battle scar.
But who cares about all that? That's all just context for what really goes on in this story: Donut is setting up a blind date between his favorite ginger cyborg and his best friend's brother!
Regarding the Body Horror tag: I don't think it's too bad but I get really into explaining how Simmons's robo parts work and how they affect his body.
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Tucker was getting really annoyed by missions. He was annoyed by how exhausting they were. How unpredictable they could be. How straight up nauseating they are to deal with sometimes. On top of all of that he was annoyed at the fact he and his friends could have the possibility of not making it back.
So when he woke up with sand sticking on his face due to blood, he was not in a good mood.
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Grif and Simmons are getting on their friends' nerves more than usual lately. They all chalk it up to their insane amount of sexual tension, and decide that it's in everyone's best interest to give them an extra push along.
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- Part 15 of College Is Peak Chaotic Dumbass Time
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The Meta had knocked out Caboose and was about to take the A.I known as Delta...
But no one could have predicted what was about to happen next, not even Delta with all of his logic could have known...
Project Freelancer for all of its secrecy and extensive research did not know that among their Simulation Troopers, there was a SPARTAN but not just any regular SPARTAN...
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Dexter Grif is a bitter 17 year old without a single idea of what he wants to do in his life. He's cynical about everything around him, and completely unprepared to have his perspective changed in the span of a year when Dick fucking Simmons just had to become the light at the end of the damn tunnel.
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Chaos (I literally can't explain this in any other way) by goldensnitch226
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
09 Mar 2024
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[CHURCH]
(Near constant yelling in the background) Okay, what the fuck’s going on out there?
(Yelling) Keep it down, assholes!
(Yelling continues)
For fuck’s sake. Ugh, I’m gonna have to go stop whoever’s gonna kill someone else…I guess. I mean, some of these morons dying wouldn’t be that ba–
(Glass shatters)Series
- Part 16 of The Blood Gulch Archives
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Tucker is in love with David but he unfortunately made a reputation for himself and now David’s friends are super protective around him anytime he wants to try to get him alone.
How does he manage to talk to Wash alone? Detention of course. -
red team goes to jail (twice) (it’s all grif’s fault) by findinggodwithajuicebox
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
08 Mar 2024
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Simmons’ fingers fly wildly over the rope, fumbling to get it tied properly before Grif and Lopez come running around the corner with the latest monster of Chorus in tow.
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- Part 1 of lopez the spanish speaking dog