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ThinkGeek - Mega Man Cookie Jar available

by rawmeatcowboy
28 November 2017
GN Version 5.0

WE ARE NOT ROBOTS!

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn't have to eat. WE DO!!

That's why we made the Mega Man Cookie Jar. Fighting Dr. Wily's violent robot threats takes energy, and lots of it. We need a convenient, easily-recognizable place to store compact energy delivery systems so we'll have enough power to support and protect mankind's existence. likeyado.

Product Specifications
Mega Man Cookie Jar
Officially-licensed Nintendo merchandise
Holds high-glucose fuel cells for fighting robots
Perfect for anyone with a strong sense of justice and commitment to everlasting peace
Capacity: 90 oz.
Materials: Molded ceramic
Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Do not soak. Do not microwave. Do not attempt to use as a real blaster.
Imported
Dimensions:11 3/4" tall x 5 3/4" diameter
Ages 14+

Grab yours here

 
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