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Rihanna is on the cover of October's ELLE, and she's letting it all hang out, per usual. Bless Ri Ri, forever the queen of Telling It Like It Is.

She's interviewed by iconic actress Laverne Cox, and they go deep on a few important topics, including the two most important topics of all: sex and tits.

First, Laverne asked her about what it was like to wear that stunning see-through sparkle Adam Selman dress to the 2014 CFDA Awards — you know the one:

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AWOOGA!

And Rihanna gave the most Rihanna answer ever:

"Dear Laverne," she said. "I took advantage of my titties before they go south. I saw my window, and I took it."

YES!

Laverne also asked Rihanna if she could make her disappear and reappear anywhere in the world, where would she want to go and why. Rihanna gave an answer that I think many of us would find relevant to our own lives.

"Ten minutes before I lost my virginity…and I'm holding you to that offer. LOL," she said.

In the interview, Rihanna also shares her love for lipstick and the craziest thing she's ever done for fashion. Read the whole thing to absorb every ounce of her available essence. Long Live Queen Rihanna!