Animals·Posted on Sep 30, 201723 Tweets That Are 100% Accurate For Anyone Who Owns A DogEmployer: "So why do you want a job here?" Me: "So I can provide for my dog."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Stephquees @SweetestAsshoIe Teacher: Why are you late today? Me: My dog wouldn’t let me get out of bed...😂 01:14 AM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Alan White @aljwhite My favourite subset of internet video is dogs that think their owners are drowning and this one is gold 08:11 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sam Melby @greeneggsnSam12 Owner: *pretends to throw ball* Dog: *runs after it, comes back* Owner: *takes ball from behind his back* Dog: 01:58 AM - 25 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. 19. Baby Animals @BBAnimals Dog tries to imitate little girl's cartwheel 06:00 PM - 22 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. 22. 23.