ICYMI, deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce has referred himself to the High Court over the possibility he may hold New Zealand citizenship.
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Dear New Zealand. This may be yours. Regards, Australia #auspol
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Incredible that the man who went after Pistol and Boo is actually an undeclared foreign pest
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[HIGH COURT JUDGE places one jar of Vegemite and one jar of Marmite on the table] [BARNABY JOYCE starts sweating profusely.]
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Diputy PM
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Beached az
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SLAMMER!
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Sad to hear that Barnaby Joyce would soon be euthanised for being a Kiwi. This is a draconian and unnecessary law
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BREAKING: New Zealand horrified to learn Barnaby Joyce may be a NZ citizen.
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BREAKING: Barnaby Joyce confirms he will take oral 'fish and chips' test to prove his Australian-ness, or not. #Barnabro
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Does anyone else remember when Barnaby Joyce was attacked by that sheep? Should've been our first clue.
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New Zealand citizenship rules sound tougher than those of the mafia. Once your dad has been a member, you can never leave.
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Section 44:
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Australia steals pavlovas, Phar Lap, John Clarke and Crowded House, and all we get back is fucking Barnaby Joyce.
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Joyce as bro 🤙🏻
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are any member of liberal party not dual citizen
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BREAKING NEWS: Pistol & Boo are set to euthanize Barnaby Joyce
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FINALLY the truth comes out about what barnaby joyce has been hiding under that hat