Buzz·Posted on 11 Aug 201727 Jokes That I Promise Will Make You LaughIgnore the world on fire and just laugh.by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas Wife: Don't touch the deviled eggs in the fridge, they're for company. Me: 06:19 AM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Branson Reese @bransonreese These kids took my uniform and now they're taking out ad space to taunt me and the cops won't fucking do anything a… https://t.co/VJRDbAcbWy 03:47 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Holly @hollbrown_ Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs 07:50 AM - 10 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. junk @gurrlswurld the modern masterpiece Juno taught teens that some doodles cannot be undid homeskillet 04:42 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. View this post on 7. 8. 9. Margaret Lyons @margeincharge Sure, that’s a good slogan for a jewelry brand 05:22 PM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Tori Harkin @tori_harkin Why this monkey look like every girl I know studying abroad 03:39 PM - 05 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. 14. View this post on 15. Koala 🐨 @straddleyomind Me in the fitting room to make sure I have full mobility. 01:50 AM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. View this post on 18. View this post on 19. 20. View this post on 21. 22. memes @memeprovider Is this what private schools are like? 09:06 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Nicholas Friedman @NMFreed Dunkirk (2017, dir. Christopher Nolan) 05:27 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 25. View this post on 26. Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday That answers that. 02:20 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Tim @Playing_Dad You fucking heard me. I said I want 13 fish sandwiches and don't forget the tartar sauce. 01:37 AM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite