13 Texts You'd Send Your Obstetrician If They'd Just Give You Their Personal Phone Number Already

    For emergencies.

    1. On lunch meats and stuff:

    2. On ralphing:

    3. On Dr. Google:

    4. That pregnancy rage, tho.

    5. On aches and pains:

    6. On the things you lose track of:

    7. On...this:

    8. On those weird symptoms:

    9. On the noxious smell coming from your colon:

    10. On weight gain:

    11. On those constant fears:

    12. On bad decisions:

    13. On being late to the party: