essayofthoughts:

swarnpert:

birdfriender:

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

this is my son, rob

You know I didn’t get Terry Pratchett’s genius the first time I read about the Wee Free Man named Rob Anybody until at the end when a Lawyer-toad made point that technically Rob’s existence was not illegal unless his name was taken as a suggestion.

@elenothar

(via goddessofroyalty)