I'm a simple man. I put my pants on one pair at a time. I'm ambivalent about most birds. I've owned one and only one watch.
But I'll be damned if stingrays aren't the cutest animal under and over the sea.
I mean, look at this lil' ravioli here. Look at how cute it is.
LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE IN LOVE. I JUST KNOW IT.
Look at that smilin' lil' poptart.
And if you thought stingrays didn't make great friends? Well, wow. Just wow. I've got nothing to say to you.
LOOK AT COOKIES! LOOK AT CREAM!!!
*Joe Pesci voice* You're tellin' me you'd rather have a kitten than a stingray pup?
Look how excited this lil' tortellini is. He can't wait to welcome you in for dinner!
"Hi, welcome to my ocean. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
Ya killin' me, ya big linguine.
Look at this lill boy. LOOK.
I want to care for and love this stingray.
This smile could bring about world peace.
Look at this lill spaghettio!!!!!! C'MON MAN! C'MON!!!
Never seen a cat smile like this.
It's time we recognize stingrays for what they are: the puppies of the ocean.