Here is some miscellaneous information about Tom Brady, longtime Patriots quarterback and handsome man:
- He may or may not have voted for his "good friend" Donald Trump.
- He may or may not have deflated some balls.
- He is close with Bill Belichick, who wore this shirt.
Glad that we're on the same page.
It's Brady's 40th birthday today. To celebrate, ESPN put together a time-lapse of wee young Brady morphing into hardened, doesn't-eat-tomatoes Brady.
Look at that hair go.
Here are some of its more iconic moments through the years:
2004
2007
2011
2012
2015
2016
There have been good moments, and there have been bad. Personally, I choose to revel in the bad, because fuck Tom Brady. And a good haircut can fix any hairline or thinning hair issues, should they arise.