Here is some miscellaneous information about Tom Brady, longtime Patriots quarterback and handsome man:

  • He may or may not have voted for his "good friend" Donald Trump.
  • He may or may not have deflated some balls.
  • He is close with Bill Belichick, who wore this shirt.

Glad that we're on the same page.

It's Brady's 40th birthday today. To celebrate, ESPN put together a time-lapse of wee young Brady morphing into hardened, doesn't-eat-tomatoes Brady.

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Look at that hair go.

Here are some of its more iconic moments through the years:

2004

Facial expression, Forehead, Chin, Facial hair, Beard, Spokesperson, Smile, Games, pinterest
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2007

Nose, Mouth, Hairstyle, Eye, Forehead, Facial hair, Mammal, Jaw, Jersey, Beard, pinterest
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2011

Hair, Facial hair, Player, Team sport, Beard, Ball game, Sports, Football player, Sports equipment, Tournament, pinterest
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2012

Event, Suit, Formal wear, Fashion, Fun, Smile, Tuxedo, Dance, pinterest
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2015

Hair, Forehead, Chin, Suit, White-collar worker, Facial hair, pinterest
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2016

There have been good moments, and there have been bad. Personally, I choose to revel in the bad, because fuck Tom Brady. And a good haircut can fix any hairline or thinning hair issues, should they arise.