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The people who shamed this cake.
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The person who forgot how the phrase went:
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The people who quickly workshopped some food ideas.
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The people who had bad suggestions, tbh.
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The people who kink-shamed citrus.
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The person who told this story with no further explanation.
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The people who all had a story about a drunk girl.
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The people who confirmed it.
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The person who said those six words.
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The person whose username was likely a bad 2 a.m. idea.
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The person who got all etymological.
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The people who found just the right formatting.
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The person who brought up an important concern.
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Pretty much everyone involved with this train wreck of a post.
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The person who found the banana egg.
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The people who avoided petitioners.
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The person who nailed it with a pun.
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And finally, when the ACTUAL JOHN GREEN commented on this edit.
