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TIL that in 2001, Vince Vaughn and Steve Buscemi got into a bar brawl with North Carolina locals, with Vaughn getting maced and Buscemi being stabbed in the face, jaw, and neck

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Here's an article that breaks down what happened: "It was April 12th, 2001 and a group of Steve Buscemi, Vince Vaughn and screenwriter Scott Rosenberg decided to go to the Firebelly Lounge on Front Street. They started drinking and having a good time, carousing a little bit with the locals. Unfortunately, at around two o'clock in the morning, the mood started turning a little dark. Some locals began shouting at the celebrities, particularly at Vince Vaughn. He allegedly shouted back, and after a series of back-and-forths, the men went outside to settle their differences. An estimated group of 40 to 50 locals, according to lawyer Bill Peregoy who later worked on the case, followed the men and inflamed the emotions of everyone involved.

Not long after making their way outside, Vince Vaughn and the man he was screaming at, decided to talk out their issues and shake hands rather than fight. It's likely both men saw the drunken, agitated crowd and decided everyone was better off calming down rather than igniting the brewing powder keg. Unfortunately for Steve Buscemi, however, the groundwork for violence had already been laid. One man, later identified as college student Timothy Fogerty, allegedly shouted into the crowd,

"Who wants to get cut?"

People quickly paired off, and Buscemi ended up across from Fogerty. According to court records, Fogerty pulled out a knife. The actor tried to kick it out of his hands, but the twenty-one-year-old North Carolina resident held on and began stabbing Buscemi. He wound up with serious wounds on his neck, face and hands. Shock filtered through the crowd. In the chaos, someone pulled Fogerty off. Witnesses seemed to think the situation was settling down, and then a local named Kenneth Purgason allegedly re-ignited the brawl with one callous comment.

"I'm happy Buscemi got stabbed."

Both Vince Vaughn and Scott Rosenberg allegedly responded to the comment by throwing punches. The fight escalated once again, and it ultimately took local authorities to separate the fighters. By the end, Steve Buscemi had suffered extensive damage to his facial region. He was immediately taken to New York, where emergency surgery was performed. Vince Vaughn, Scott Rosenberg, Kenneth Purgason and Timothy Fogerty were all arrested. The first three were charged with public fighting. The latest was charged with assault with a deadly weapon and intent to kill.

Perspectives on what exactly happened and why still differ to this day. There are some who argue Vince Vaughn's rowdy behavior inside the bar is ultimately what led to the street fight. Local prosecutors claimed it was a group of "jealous" men who wouldn't leave the actors alone. Regardless, everyone seems to agree Steve Buscemi was basically an innocent bystander who happened to be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was never charged for his role in the fight.

Vaughn and Rosenberg later pled guilty for their roles in what happened. They were forced to attend counseling, and they were banned from all of the bars in Wilmington, North Carolina. Prosecutors initially sought a very strict sentence for Fogerty, however, Buscemi instructed his attorney to ask the court for leniency. He was ultimately sentenced to counseling, anger management, probation and a few months in jail."

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Yeah, I'm wondering whether it was wise to get such a little sentence. He shouldn't be on the streets.

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Not after some counseling and a little jailtime.

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u/FresnoBob_9000 avatar

Right? Fuck that, the guy could switch on someone else. And a college student?

I mean where I'm from if it's a piece of shit like that they ain't goin college. America fucks with my head sometimes. "Let's kill Steve Buscemi!" REALLY? Who does that??

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So we agree? Because that's literally exactly what I said.

Yes, he's just in violent agreement with you to reflect the spirit of the article.

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Not really. You seem to be saying that Buscemi's a nice guy. SRT seems to be saying that he's not nice, in that he helped ensure a dangerous and violent guy walks the streets earlier than he otherwise would.

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"I'm happy Buscemi got stabbed."

Who says that?! Sure everyone is happy when horrible things happen to Buscemi's character in a movie. Buscemi a super nice guy! Only a complete asshole would be happy about that.

u/Tunasaladboatcaptain avatar

There are quite a few assholes here. Source: Am Wilmingtonian.

Thirded. I lived there for 10 years and was living there when this happened.

u/Naticus105 avatar

Fourthed. I've heard of Wilmington....Ohio. I just wanted to fit in.

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u/holdenashrubberry avatar

Heyo! Former resident, was around when this happpened. Summer time, 2am, weekend, was violently insane. I'm guessing it's about the same now. I've been all over including NYC and Oakland and Wilmington in that context is the most dangerous place I've ever been. Just drunk guys walking around determined to fight for no apparent reason.

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I've had to bounce those assholes. Thing is you get a mix of all sorts of people here because it it the closest city to hang out. Many different strong-headed groups ( Marines from J-ville, country folk across the river, meat heads, and thugs) make for a potentially high belligerent atmosphere.

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So that's where Walter moved...

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Pretty much why i don't go downtown during the weekend. My happy ass stays home in Ogden.

ex-Winston-Salemite here, f'k North Carolinians.

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Am I the only one acting like a fucking professional here!

Am I the only one

Probably not

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Stabbed in the neck etc on April 12th, then a few months later he's a volunteer firefighter in New York.

Dude's got chops.

u/bbuba avatar

Til Steve Buscemi was a firefighter during 9/11.

Well he was a firefighter before then, he just volunteered to help his old firehouse look for survivors when it happened

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u/peon2 avatar

a group of Steve Buscemi, Vince Vaughn, and screenwriter

I can't be the only one that imagined Vince and a screenwriter walking in with a group of like 7 Steve Buscemi.

"Who wants to get cut?"

"What are you going to do, cut me?"

-Steve Buscemi

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Awesome, my hometown made the news.

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Sounds like a real great place.

u/Tunasaladboatcaptain avatar

Infrastructure can't really handle the influx of people, capital of opioid abuse in the US, expensive housing, tourists galore because MUH BEACHES. I could go on.

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Huge Army and Marine bases a few hours away

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WV is the opioid capital of the US right now.

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I knew someone who went to the beach there and said it was a great place though.

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u/Nickh_88 avatar

Wilmington isn't that bad compared to some of the other coastal towns in that area. I'd take Wilmington over Jacksonville any day.

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u/in_casino_0ut avatar

Buscemi instructed his attorney to ask the court for leniency.

Boss

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Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of

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"We've got a man down!"

-Walter

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There weren't any shots fired. Call the medics Dude, I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood.

  • Vince Vaughn

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I think we have have the next two stars for our next Quentin Tarantino movie.

Firebelly's had the best wings. I was sad to see that they have since closed.

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Yeah, fortunately some other places have popped up with better wings!

I don't live in Wilmington any longer. However, their honey habanero was amazing. I still crave them.

Go to the Reel Cafe- Wu-tang wings-

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And dont forget Fu-Wangz down close to the port.

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u/Pisgahstyle avatar

Ah really? That was one of our hangouts in college. I don't get back to the dub much anymore.

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u/Naticus105 avatar

Well holy shit, they celebrated my 21st with a bar brawl. That's awesome.

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Oh wow, I glanced at the title I thought Vaughn and Steve were fighting each other but glad to see that isn't the case

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"In the chaos, someone pulled Fogerty off."

Man, what a fight!

Steve Buscemi is a good guy for that. I couldn't say I would act the same way. If some punk pulled a knife on me during a fist fight and jabbed me, I wouldn't snitch, but I also wouldn't do anything to help them. Rot for your own actions. Don't stab someone if you don't want jail time.

Id snitch to kingdom come and visit them in jail. I dont see why not...

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Kicking a knife out the hand only works in the movies.

I've heard the other side of the story and I guess Vince Vaughn was putting his hands on a friend of the stabber's girlfriend and hitting on her like BIG time, the guy tried to remove her from the situation, then it turned into a fight.

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Other side still sounds shitty. "Betas gf hitting on celebrity, beta gets mad, alcoholic weirdos decide to stab someone"

Or you know, a dude didn't want some jag touching his girlfriend and it escalated.

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Most of the time it's the jags that have girlfriends that go around hitting on dudes to get their boyfriends to fight. The non jags normally have gfs that can speak for themselves.

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Sounds more realistic.

If you fuck with someone else's pussy be prepared for the other guy to get violent. That's just the way it is

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Yeh, sounds like am adolescent douche with a gf that can't keep every dick I'm town out of her pants

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Vince is known as one of the biggest assholes in Hollywood.

I dont know why people still support the pricks movies.

EDIT. In reddit fashion, im getting downvotes because people want to disbelieve. Ive posted some stories in comments from a year ago.

Actually, he's one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.

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I work literally right across from a house he has in Chicago. I saw him putting up Halloween decorations once while walking by and he waved hi. Seemed like a nice guy.

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*insight. You incite violence.

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Ive heard a lot of different horror stories from people that have worked with him on set.

Every actor goes through tough times, or had bad days. But years of stuff? Choking PAs? Thats just an asshole.

Its part of his persona on film, and people find it sarcastic. But no, hes serious, and an ass.

Uhm... source? I have been on reddit religiously for 8 years and am a huge Vince Vaughn fan and have never ever heard anything like this.

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I can almost picture the fight, Vince "got maced" so he is cowering under the table. Steve fighting off dudes with knifes, getting stabbed in the face, not backing down.

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"Arghhh invisible mace!!!"

I heard Buscemi was shouting "Fuck you I'm Millwall!"

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"Here.. it's a napkin. Clean yourself up, man. It's not like you were maced. Do you know who WAS maced? This guy. You don't hear me crying. Dry yourself up, there's women present..."

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Steve Buscemi stabbed... with a spoon

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It does say it's a picture of the scar

Scar tissue that I wish you saw

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Knives

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A TIL about Steve Buscemi that doesn't talk about you know what.

That he was an MMA fighter at a 7/11?

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Now if only there was someone who could draw this very image............

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Too soon man

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Let us mourn.

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What's this in reference to?

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What the hell man :(

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TIL....

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He's 9'11" and used to fire MMA fighters?

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He used to work for 411 directory assistance with Pat Smear from Foo Fighters? Didn't know that.

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Hey this was actually before 9/11, so none of the people in the bar fight would have known that he was a you know what on you know when. I assume that if they did, they wouldn't have stabbed him. Also, maybe those men were nihilists.

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Are those the Nazis, Walter?

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Especially in 2001

There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.

It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.

I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn't match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.

Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.

We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: "November Charlie 175, I'm showing you at ninety knots on the ground."

Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the " Houston Center voice." I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country's space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn't matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.

Just moments after the Cessna's inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. "I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed." Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. "Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check". Before Center could reply, I'm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol' Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He's the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: "Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground."

And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds we'll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.

Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: "Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?" There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. "Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground."

I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: "Ah, Center, much thanks, we're showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money."

For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, "Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one."

It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day's work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.

For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.

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So we were flying over the desert and shit right, and we hear over the mic from a small ass plane, "yo how fast am I going?" The ATC says "lol like 15." Then this bigger plane shoots by and is like "how bout me?" Actin like a prick and stuff. ATC says "lol like 49." So my dude goes on and says how about me, ATC says "a million fam" and my dude says "I got a million and 1 lol. ATC says "You right" and we blast on off.

u/Animal40160 avatar

Succinct yet trendy

fucked'm all right up lmao

u/DoritosMtDew avatar

Fly small say "Me this fast!"
Fly medium say "Me THIS fast!"
Fly big say "ME FASTEST!"

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u/Ted_Brogan avatar

I realize you posted this as a sort of joke about repeating reddit stories but I'm glad you did. I read it every time and it never gets old.

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To this day, if I get Rick Rolled, I will watch that infernal video in its entirety. Figure it serves me right for being deceived.

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I read that whole thing, it was interesting. I still can't figure out what compelled you to write it in this part of the comment thread, however.

Edit: not sure why I'm getting down voted. I was just curious about the random and long post. I have since been educated. Guess we all know what curiosity did to the cat.

u/Mjolnir12 avatar

It is a famous reddit copypasta, not unlike the "steve buscemi 9/11 firefighter" one.

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Isn't that from Riding Rockets?

I have no idea.

u/RoebuckThirtyFour avatar

Sled driver. It's about the SR-71

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u/crispymids avatar

For some reason I remember the original of this...

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You only thought it was the original.

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u/Nitro999 avatar

In 2001 no less.

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It which must not be named.

Hey, did you know he was a NYC firefighter?

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Why has nobody on reddit mentioned this before, I should make a TIL on it

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u/st0l1 avatar

Ironically, on location filming Domestic Disturbance.

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Method acting at it's finest.

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I really hope Steve said "you should see what happened to the other guy" while holding a bloody bandage on his face.

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Wow, Vince Vaughn got it easy

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Vince was holding Steve, by the feet, like a baseball bat and was swinging. Naturally, the North Carolinans were trying to deflect the human baseball bat with what ever weapons they have handy, knives and broken bottles and what not. That would explain the cuts on Steve's face, jaw and neck.

Steve: We're outnumbered! There's too many of em!!! Vince: BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!!

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Gets maced in eyes

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with Vaughn getting maced

My first thought was definitely someone swinging a medieval-era Morningstar into the side of Vince Vaughn's head.

This made me laugh.

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There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

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Prosecutors initially sought a very strict sentence for Fogerty, however, Buscemi instructed his attorney to ask the court for leniency. He was ultimately sentenced to counseling, anger management, probation and a few months in jail."

Source shamelessly stolen from u/singleladad

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Wow what an oddly nice guy

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Welcome to Wilmington. Almost up there with Durham (the Detroit of NC). Even if buscemi didn't ask for leniency, the perp probably would have gotten it anyway

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Just like on 9/11 when Steve was a firefighter and rescued Vince from a pack of wild biker dudes or so the story goes

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”Domestic Disturbance” will continue filming, but with an altered schedule. While Vaughn is expected back at work Friday, Buscemi’s return date is unclear, although the source says the filmmakers are under the belief that his scars will not be visible and that he will be able to return to the set to finish work. ”Domestic Disturbance” is due to continue shooting for another month.

So are his scars visible in the movie or were they right?

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Wooooo. Firebellies. It's not there anymore. They had awesome dollar tacos though.

They were okay.

Islands, on the other hand...

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Islands is my stuff. I'm pooping in their bathroom as I type this.

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Islands better than firebellies? Blasphemy!!!!

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u/DasBarJew avatar

This happened in my city Wilmington, NC. The venue it happened at, The Firebelly, isn't open any more unfortunately.

u/Doug_Dimmadab avatar

Holy shit I live in Wilmington. Do you know what place it is now, if there's even a building there?

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Funny someone asked me that exact question downtown today when I was working. It's where Dead Crow is now if I'm not mistaken.

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u/CA_Orange avatar

Steve Buscemi is such an interesting guy. I vet there are some interesting facts about him.

Steve Buscemi's character "Donny" in The Big Lebowski died as an innocent bystander during a knife fight outside of a bowling alley/bar.

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I can understand them macing Vince Vaughn. He's kind of annoying. And he owes the universe for his involvement in True Detective S2.

But stabbing Steve Buscemi? That man is a national treasure.

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He was great in TD S2

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Yeah, I was just trying to be funny. I'm not really a Vince Vaughn fan (it might be his acting style or the types of movies he chooses), but what do I know? Dude's been getting steady roles for a long time. Got to respect that.

I feel the same way about Will Ferrell.....

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I get happy just seeing Will Ferrell. His style just appeals to a ton of people, but I could see why someone wouldn't find him funny.

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Well here he is getting cursed out by Peter Falk in Made, it might make you feel better.

https://youtu.be/UiYVjeY88dg?t=3

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Da fuq???

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I saw them at Sharky's about 2 hours before this happened at their $10 all the bottle beer you could drink night and bubble party. They were wearing leather coats and stood out like a sore thumb at a college bar so they did not stay long.

A guy I worked with was playing with his band at Firebelly that night and filled me in on all the details the next day.

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'I got SHOT stabbed....i got SHOT stabbed in the FACE!'

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AND DID YOU KNOW: STEVE BUSCEMI IS A VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER and was really cool to people!

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I came here for pictures of Steve Buscemi's stabbed face.

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Easy there, Lecter.

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I don't know why I read the middle of the sentence and expected the rest to be about how Vince Vaughn and Steve Buscemi kicked ass.

Someone called Steve Mr Pink?

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Vince Vaughn is 6'5. I'm surprised he didn't lay out half the crowd

So glad Buscemi lived to tell the tale but God damn what a story to tell

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oh i remember that on the news in my state, it got downplayed because of 9/11 and at the time people didn't really care much for those two guys compared to john travolta and alec baldwin.

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Before I even read it. I knew it was going to be in Wilmington.

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Well, yeah, they never shot movies in Conetoe.

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Nucky at it again.

So. Par for the course?

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Would you rather fight two Steve Buscemi sized Vince Vaughns, or one Vince Vaughn sized Steve Buscemi?

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Every TIL featuring Steve Buscemi makes him look like more of a tough as shit motherfucker

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wow 2001. It's a good thing he survived, otherwise 9/11 might not have been prevented

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Maced? Like clubbed with a Mace?

Who carries a Mace these days?

My assumption is they used chemical mace or tear gas. Either phenyl chloride in a hydrocarbon base or a derivation of capsicum spray. Both very potent mucous membrane and upper respiratory tract irritants.

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Ah right yes, like pepper spray. Fuck, I should've thought of that.

Hahaha I was so sure you were just making a joke after your first comment.

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Women. My gf carries a small mace canister on her key chain.

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Does that do any damage. Is it spiked and heavy? We're not talk iii ng about the same thing dude.

1d8+Str damage

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She also carries a metal set of spike knuckles that are the width of someone's eyes, those would do some serious damage.

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Buscemi being stabbed in the face, jaw, and neck

Plot twist, it was a do-gooder plastic surgeon who thought he saw someone in desperate need and reached out.

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Did you know that Steve buscemi served as a firefighter during 9/11?

He's a great man.

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probably marines, it's usually marines

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North Carolina is awesome. I don't know what you are talking about

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viva brevard!

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"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.

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[proceeds to dump ashes into the wind]

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I like how under the picture the link just says ew

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That sounds like something that would happen in a movie starring Vince Vaughn and Steve Buscemi.

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Watching The Office while reading this and the temp Ryan just mentioned running into Vince Vaughn in New York one night while getting a sandwich. That is so damn coincidental.

u/masiakasaurus avatar

And here I thought that mug was natural.

u/D33PLyManic avatar

Was the movie even good?

They done stabbed the wrong one.