Tasty·Posted on Jun 4, 201725 Costco Jokes That Will Make You LOL And Buy A 30-Pack Of GatoradeYou don't understand. If I buy 128 oz of mayo, I'll be saving in the LONG TERM.by Mariah OxleyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. View this post on 2. When you've had too many free samples... 3. Brian DeRoo @Brian_Deroo When you're at Costco and they drop that fresh pallet of cinnamon life cereal. #Blessed 11:21 PM - 06 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Chez McCorvey @CelebrityChez Went to Costco for paper towels and bought the Cleveland Browns and a helicopter. 01:14 AM - 09 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Laurie 🌹 @LifeforceVibes When you're at Costco & see someone you knew long ago & they run away. 02:27 AM - 06 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Costco Bear @CostcoBear #Costco #Costcosize 03:10 AM - 20 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dennis @d_hedke When you're at Costco and someone snickers at your two 100 packs of Ramen 03:32 PM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Megan Batoon @meganbatoon I love that people are sampling animal crackers at Costco like they don't know what they taste like. NOTHIN'S CHANGED, GUYS. 06:21 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair Him: Don't get your panties in a bunch. Me: It's called a bulk pack, Todd. That's how Costco sells them. 01:40 PM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. View this post on 11. C® @ChrisReigle Just bought 50 boxes of animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco. 10:22 PM - 29 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Nathan @NathanCogliano When you're at Costco and you think you see samples 05:47 AM - 15 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Hannah @thepinksinger15 I like when you're at Costco and there are about 15 adults lined up for half a chicken nugget 12:53 AM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski Costco employee- Would you like a sample? Trump- *pushing me out of the way* Yes! 10:05 PM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. BRI @LILBRIFRMDAPACK when you're at Costco grabbing samples and you whisper to your mom 05:01 AM - 25 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Eileen M. 🌝'Connell @i_Lean I wish I were as confident as the birds that fly inside Costco. 07:18 PM - 24 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Costco Bear @CostcoBear #costco #brawny 11:40 PM - 12 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. chRis @seethenare "You like mayonnaise? Prove it." - Costco 03:46 AM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian When Costco has to ask you to leave again after eating all the free samples for all of your meals every day of the… https://t.co/VscCvEuhWn 05:24 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. olivia reber @_oliviareber Never blink when you're at Costco bc there are too many dilfs that you'll miss 03:30 PM - 01 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Chris Hall @ChrisHallUW When Costco moves the eggs. 04:39 PM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jim Sharpe @JimSharpe I remember when @Costco was a family place. 03:46 AM - 10 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. isabelle @isabelleyangg when costco discontinued their berry smoothies.. 03:15 AM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBad I bought my gym membership at Costco and now I've got 36-pack abs 03:44 AM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. And saving the best for last: This enterprising young blogger created this Costco pizza blog... Where they post a picture of every Costco pizza they've eaten since May 2013. It's A LOT of Costco pizza.