1. 2012:
@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
2. 2009:
just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm
3. 2012:
“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick..... FAST!!!!
4. 2009:
Morning! Went for a run. Now I have to get my day going. My legs are so soar from yesterday... I kind of love being soar. I know it worked
5. 2012:
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
6. 2009:
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
7. 2012:
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
8. 2009:
4:20..how is everyone?
9. 2012:
i love arm
10. 2009:
For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome
11. 2012:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
12. 2009:
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
13. 2012:
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol
14. 2009:
SMH means shaking my head
15. 2012:
I like Pink. I get crushes. I'm scared of bugs. I am sensitive. I cry. I'm just a girl. I have feelings too.
16. 2009:
"If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail...cause I'm fucking amazing" - Me
17. 2012:
No offense ladies but I am AaronCarter.
18. 2009:
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
19. 2012:
@ItsGagadrauhl excuse me no
20. 2009:
Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent
21. 2012:
Hey - you bet. Happy to help. Call my cell 778 384 7520. Take care, L
22. 2009:
Hey
23. 2012:
Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say
24. 2009:
can't find any pens
25. 2012:
FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!
26. 2009:
911...bush knocked down the towers
27. 2012:
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
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