Katy Perry Ranked The Bedroom Skills Of Three Of Her Past Boyfriends

Taylor Swift took the attention away from Katy Perry on the day that her album Witness dropped. But Katy managed to steal back a shred of attention from her (now former?) nemesis, and all it took was a conversation about famous dick during the 72-hour livestream of her life.

James Corden was a guest on her livestream and she played a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts with him. James asked her to rank the sex skills of three of her exes (Diplo, Orlando Bloom, and John Mayer), or eat a 1000 year old egg.

Before Katy ranked them, she joked that Josh Groban should be added to the list. I had no idea that the man responsible for many a hot flash and Katy ever had a thing. She downplayed it by saying Josh is a very good friend of hers, so she couldn’t include him. She also claims that her song The One That Got Away is about him. But back to the rest of the dudes. Katy said she would love to have sex with all of them when she was released from her self-imposed publicity prison. When pressed for an answer, her rankings from best to worst were as follows:

1. John Mayer
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Diplo (insert sound of Price is Right sad losing horn here)

Hmmm…I wonder what Sleazemaster General John Mayer does that’s so good? Oh my god, did I just get thirsty for John Mayer? Someone get me an old priest, a young priest, and a lot of holy water; I clearly need to be cleansed of these thoughts.

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