Adriana Lima Is Married To Herself Because Why The Hell Not?

    "I am committed to myself and my own happiness."

    In the words of Beyoncé, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...

    So Adriana Lima took that glorious advice and bought herself a ring because she LOVES HER DAMN SELF.

    I AM COMMITTED TO MYSELF AND MY OWN HAPPINESS.

    I AM MARRIED WITH ME 👑🦋💍

    LADIES LOVE YOURSELF 💍🦋👑

    AND YES I AM SINGLE.

    Crown emoji. 👑 Butterfly emoji. 🦋 Engagement ring emoji. 💍

    Moral of the story: You don't need anyone else to make you happy so go ahead and buy yourself something pretty, Slaydriana.