20 Pictures Of The Life You Want Vs. The Life You've Got

Those in the know say it's called a "pivot door." Neat!

Complete with an epoxy doorknob because the real doorknob fell off one night and you couldn't figure out how to get it back on. Also, you have to kind of kick the door a bit to really get it shut.

Piping hot, with LED mood lighting included.

You're not quite sure how, where, or why the water comes out, but it comes out, which is all you can really ask for.

Simply stunning. It's hard to believe it even exists in real life.

If you can still use it, you don't need to fix it.

Brilliant copper. All matching. Beautiful.

All purchased from (different) garage sales.

IT. HAS. A. MOTION. SENSOR.

The pedal doesn't work. Don't bother.

Brushed nickel, water and ice dispensers, and of course, an onboard computer.

The only thing inside is a half-empty bottle of ketchup.

Designer everything.

I guess you could make the argument that it's a kind of artistic statement.

Look at those pendant lamps!

It was a little off-kilter.

This is how a millionaire's day begins.

On top of the pint glass you got at a bar in college.

And it's even flexible, which comes in handy.

I wouldn't drink out of it. The water comes out a tad brown from time to time.