1. This mom who cleaned the kitchen and won't tolerate BS:
This is the kind of mom that I'ma be :D
2. This mom who is a pious baller:
So who let my mom out of her cage
3. This mom who knows how to have fun:
You don't know comedy until you change the wifi password and the kids ask questions and you're like "really? It's w… https://t.co/fZ58Glk4Kt
4. This mom who tells it like it is:
When your kids has a friend over that's so annoying they don't even have to say a word and you're like
5. This famous mom who just spent hours pushing a baby out of her body and won't tolerate stupid questions:
to everyone asking, john is healing perfectly
6. This mom who was a Grade A savage cabbage:
7. This mom who made her children stronger:
When your kids won't pick up their Legos. #parenting #momproblems
8. This mom who gave no literal F bombs:
9. This mom who was just trying to be helpful:
When your mom a savage and just don't care
10. This mom who was straight from The Shining:
When your kids have bathtub markers and you're a horror mom. 🖤
11. This mom who kept doing her:
12. This mom who was just hungry:
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate I ate last night
13. This chill mom:
14. This mom who hated dolphins:
Parenting 264 13: l'm worried dolphins will be become endangered. Me: Every time you don't clean your room a dolphin dies.
15. This mom who excelled at giving gifts:
Tell me why my mom went through the trouble to be so savage & make me think she got me a car for my birthday when i… https://t.co/TgAK1aC6OE
16. This mom who threw dream shade:
Mom roastin' on the daily #savage
17. This mom who listend to Lemonade:
My mom listened to Beyoncé then told my dad to shape up if he wants to keep her😂😂😂😂😂
18. This mom who just wanted to go to the bathroom in peace:
19. This mom who got a new phone:
my mom is so savage for this
20. This mom who was so 2017:
just got grounded. my parents took my fucking fidget spinner away.