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It's not easy to be a successful British person.
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The country's called "Great" Britain for a reason.
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There are some things you have to get right.
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And if you fail at them, well shame on you.
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It's difficult to watch people attempt to be successfully British, and then fail.
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It's extremely uncomfortable.
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You know they aimed for greatness.
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They gave being British their best shot.
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But they didn't pull it off.
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Heart-breaking really.
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All their aspirations, their hopes and dreams.
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Collapsed in a soggy heap.
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You can only imagine their bitter disappointment.
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The cold, clammy realisation when it hit them: That despite their ambition, they failed at being British.
