Anonymous asked:
jhelenoftrek answered:
Love it? I hate it. I’d rather scrape dog poo off my shoe than watch that crap.
Same.
Hell, I’d use my tongue to remove that dog poo before exposing my eyes to this kind of different shit…
Anonymous asked:
jhelenoftrek answered:
Love it? I hate it. I’d rather scrape dog poo off my shoe than watch that crap.
Same.
Hell, I’d use my tongue to remove that dog poo before exposing my eyes to this kind of different shit…
emmikamikatze asked:
jhelenoftrek answered:
OMG, N/K?!?! I ship those two so hardcore. They were like…love at first ultrasound. You can never start a relationship too soon with an Ocampan, am I right? I swear, I don’t know why people think he’s so pervy. Age doesn’t matter people. Love is love is love. If you do the math she’s gonna live to be 9, yes? So equated to a normal lifespan she’s at least 10 in the pilot. And they haven’t been together all that long….do I really need to justify this? Seriously tho, I don’t accept their break-up as canon but if I did, I’d be all about taking that furry, spotted hunk for mysef….
And there you go, taking the words right out of my mouth 😂
jhelenoftrek asked:
My all-time favourite is Neelix, everything about him is just so subtle an unostentatious. But I would definitely space Commander Chakotay, that ugly-ass tattoo and the way he keeps ogling that lady captain is just so over-the-top and there’s absolutely nothing sexy about it at all. Don’t know what the creators were thinking there…
@jhelenoftrek, I’ll have you know that you are solely responsible for me thinking in nursery rhymes for the last two days.
I woke up last night because I was dreaming in fricking nursery rhymes (@supernovacoffee can vouch for this, she was the victim of my midnight message)…
You may have ruined my brain. AGAIN!
Prompt: Having some kind of cross words and then make-up sex.
I took KJ being mad at Chakotay, cause for as emotional as she seems to be, I’m positive she’d have a day like this at some point (like, I may or may not have had the other day….ahem, sorry hubs). The fab @mia-cooper posted the opposite argument.
It was an offhand comment. Nothing more than an innocent observation, really. And truth-be-told, he was probably right. But he had also inadvertently ruined her entire day.
Seven little words spoken in jest and then eight more, intended to lighten the air, or perhaps, punctuate the point.
“You’re in a good mood this morning,” he had said, teasingly.
And then.
“Up on the wrong side of the bed?”
Ahahaha, fantastic. I grinned the whole time, recognizing myself in there. Wonderful job, Helen!
Anonymous asked:
The beach resort from Voyager - I’d just love to jump into a skimpy bikini and dance with a couple of sweaty dudes, maybe pull Neelix’s whiskers as he serves me some non-alcholic cocktail and pats my sunburnt backside. You just gotta love that furry little bugger. Who wouldn’t love to spend a day being ogled at the beach?
Or maybe they’ll have the Slenderman as a holonovel then…that would be peachy as well…
Anonymous asked:
I LOVE pineapple + pizza. If I had a choice I wouldn’t eat anything else. Heck, I would marry pineapple + pizza if I could.
For @cheile aka. my librarian. No prompt, this is actually a snippet from a WIP that happens to be exactly 100 words.
Lazily her fingers intertwine with those of her lover. The sheets remain bunched between them, partially covering her still-naked lower half. He stirs at her movements, a smile immediately works its way onto his face.
“We need to get up,” she says, imparting reality.
He groans, the fog of a sound night’s sleep lifting too quickly.
“Computer, time,” he asks, waiting for good news.
‘The time is 0645 hours.’
“We have fifteen minutes.”
“Before we have to be dressed and ready for duty.”
“I’ll be quick,” he murmurs into her neck and he is on top of her once again.
Ugh. This is so perfect.
SQUEEEEEEEE.
signed, librarian ;)
YES!
This one goes out to @supernovacoffee on behalf of @emmikamikatze. (You have a good friend there, supernova). Prompt was this screencap:
This is the moment she realizes.
The moment she knows.
In this moment, she is excited and confused. She feels warm from the inside out.
Overcome. Enlightened.
She has just watched her life flash before her eyes, but it’s the part that hasn’t happened yet. And it feels as real as a book she simply has not taken the time to read.
The scientist in her rushes to understand. It isn’t as if he has just spoken words that are profound or poetic. He hasn’t made some grand, sweeping gesture. In fact, it is a conversation like any other. Businesslike and professional, but somehow interpreted differently by her heart.
A good while later she will learn that she isn’t the only one aware of the moment – though oddly it bypasses him. During formalities and festivities and anniversaries, the others who are witness will confess to being made vaguely aware of a popping, snapping sound and a heat that electrified the air. As if a switch had been flicked. A gasp drawn. One will describe it as the whole ship having let go of a sigh.
She confesses to him later, (though she won’t admit it makes her feel vulnerable) while smothered in satin sheets and wrapped inside and around each other. Gazes following a long-overdue sunrise, she spills out about the experience. Caressing his broad shoulders, she muses about how it felt in that simple second to have her soul turned on end.
But of course he understands, because he too had been taken by a similar moment – long before she was – though time doesn’t matter now. While they recline in drunken afterglow he takes his turn to recount. He professes other things too as he strokes her hair, feels her velvet skin under his fingertips and lays gentle kisses in tender places.
Both agree they don’t really care how or when either revelation came to pass, just that it did, in two separate winks of a universe’s blessing.
And there is no denying that every moment in between was absolutely worth the wait.
Oh wow, this is…wow…I’m trying to think of something to say…but other than I’m in awe, I’m also at a loss for words.
Thank you for writing this. I know, @supernovacoffee is gonna love it ;)
How it started vs. how it’s going…
Photocredit: Lindsay Adler Photography