1.This is an extremely accurate depiction of what it is like to have a bikini wax.
2.The waxing lady scatters rose petals before applying the lovely warm wax to our soft hairless skin.
3.Women don't have body hair, as you know, but we still like to get waxed a few times a year.
4.Sometimes we wax ourselves, literally just for the heck of it!
5.The female body is amazing! Look at the way it glows. Pressing a waxing strip against a glowing calf is all part of the mysterious ritual of femininity.
6.Because we have no body hair it doesn't hurt to get waxed, but sometimes we make a pained expression just to add to the theatre of it.
7."Ouch! I feel nothing because I'm as hairless as a kitchen counter, but ouch! It's just fun to say ouch!"
8.She doesn't need a moustache wax, none of us do, but there's something so intimate about a stranger in latex gloves pressing a strip against your upper lip so who can blame her?
9.Set the scene for an unnecessary waxing session with a row of scented candles, and a scattering of petals and pearls.
10.The beautician uses uses her manicured fingers to rub hot wax into the woman's CGI-generated leg.
11."What are you doing on Saturday Kim?" "Oh I'm just going to sit on my bed with a waxing strip on my beautiful hairless leg, it just feels nice."
