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You used to call Trump on his cellphone

He's got enemies, got a lotta enemies.
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You used to call Trump on his cellphone
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Trump know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing.

Ever since I left the city, you, you, you ...

SEE ALSO: White House staff wants to vet Trump's tweets —good luck with that

I got fake people showin' fake love to me. Straight up to my face, straight up to my faaaace.

I know way too many people here right now.

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That I didn't know last year—who the f*ck are y'all?

I swear it feels like the last few nights.

We've been everywhere and back.

But I just can't remember it all.

What am I doing? What am I doing?

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Keith Wagstaff

Keith Wagstaff is an assistant editor at Mashable and a terrible Settlers of Catan player. He has written for TIME, The Wall Street Journal Magazine, NBC News, The Village Voice, VICE, GQ and New York Magazine, among many other reputable and not-so-reputable publications. After nearly a decade in New York City, he now lives in his native Los Angeles.

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