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Cats think you are merely blessed by their presence.
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And if you dare to abandon them, you will be punished.
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They are not afraid of physical punishment.
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They have many weapons at their disposal.
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They are not dumb, they plan their attacks carefully.
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Some are more powerful than others.
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They won't accept less than a nice full bowl of kibble.
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Cats know how to target their enemies.
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They can be mean in subtle, cunning ways.
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And creative with their evil, even in times when you think they are showing you love.
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Cats prioritize their own comfort over pretty much everything else.
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And will often complete pointless tasks just to inflict slight annoyance on humans.
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They can also be greedy bastards.
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And they can hatch truly cunning plans.
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They may act ignorant and dumb, but they know exactly what they're doing.
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They're moves are calculated and precise.
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They can plan ahead for days.
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And they can wait for exactly the right time before delivering their punishment for that time you moved when they were on your lap.
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They don't care about the feelings of others.
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And are blind to the negative consequences of their actions.
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They can think of plans that reach levels of petty you never dreamed of.
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It's impossible to understand the logic behind their thoughtless actions.
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They will continually think of new ways to torment us.
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Did this cat write this?
