Calm your lady parts, Kathryn!
Oh yea, I see you’re trying to…nevermind then.
Tom Paris arranges a ‘Cook with…’ night on Voyager in the mess hall. Anybody can take part and demonstrate their cooking abilities to the crew.
Chakotay is first up.
At one point, the doctor fears he will run out of resources as Chakotay starts cooking. As his hands rub over his perfectly formed buns, the sound of the ovaries of every single species of female on board the ship can be heard simultaneously exploding.
Glancing up at his audience, Chakotay uses his eyes to make love to each and everyone of them as he explains the use of a strong firm kneading technique in order to get a good rise.
Janeway decides she needs more alcohol and firmly crosses her legs with an internal moan of frustration. Damn Starfleet. Damn protocols.
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