But most of us don't take our pee, put it in a glass jar, and warm it up in the microwave of a 7-Eleven.
And yet! That's exactly what happened at a 7-Eleven in Beaverton, Oregon, on Tuesday — which required the store to be evacuated.
The urine sample was wrapped in a hand warmer, and police think that whoever left the damn pee in the 'wave simply wanted to get it up to body temperature to pass a drug test.
"Somebody obviously had to take a drug test," Beaverton Public Information Officer Mike Rowe told BuzzFeed. "They had someone else pee, and they stuck it in the microwave."
The magnesium in the hand warmer caused a ~violent~ reaction from the microwave, which alarmed employees. They called the police, and the bomb squad was brought in to investigate.
"Whoever had to take their urinalysis that day either didn't show up or didn't pass," he added.
