What I Want

I want Trek for kids.   I want the story of “The Little Ship Who Took A Little Trip.” I want “Toby the Targ.”   I want the tales of “Captain Katie Who Was Lost But Found Her Way Home.” I want “Your Ears May Be Bigger, But Mine Are Pointy” I want “I May Be Blue, But I’m Happy Inside” I want “Cleaning Your Room Is Not Futile” And a thousand others in the same vein.

I AM SICK OF THOMAS THE TRAIN AND PAW PATROL AND DORA AND EVERYTHING ELSE THEY MARKET TO CHILDREN.   Market Star Trek. To. Kids.  I will buy it.  We will read it.  They will love it.  And they will LEARN from it.  Star Wars does it.  Batman does it.  Superman, Wonder Woman, a hundred other adult franchises do a kid version.  WHY NOT TREK?! #ok now i’m done and feel much better.