18 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Eat, Buy, Or Interact With Pizza

    Pizza is not a pillow.

    You should always protect your pizza.

    Handle it delicately.

    AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FOCUS.

    Pizza is not a pillow.

    Pizza deserves our respect.

    Do not harm it.

    That goes for those who sell it:

    And those who make it at home.

    No pizza should be left behind.

    No pizza should be ignored.

    At all.

    It requires proper care.

    And if you're not careful...

    ...bad things will happen.

    Pizza is not a joke.

    Don't just toss it aside.

    Whatever you do, just cherish your pizza. Don't abandon it.

    Because not everyone is worthy to eat it.