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"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.."
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DOG 911: what's ur emergency DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH DOG 911: u try barking at it? DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG
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This is the best thing I've seen all day
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We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits.
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The was the highlight of my week 😭❤️
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doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO
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when you have to teach yourself a subject because your teacher is useless
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Playing to a sold out crowd tonight in Dallas
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There's a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite
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I threw Doug a party and none of the other owners showed up with their dogs.
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She want to leave his ass but he a good father 😂
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Where can I get this bath bomb?
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Would still pet
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did... did a rottweiler write this
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FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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I came to get down I came to get down So get out your seats and jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound
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My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO
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DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
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This is Ralph he is a dog that lives near school and waits for me everyday after school to say hi to him before I h… https://t.co/8rKYkoOsxc
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Ground control to Major Pom
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excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president's dog
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THEY LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BOYBAND 😭
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I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a pl… https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8
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When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u
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what kind of dogs are these, they make me nervous like if i talk to them they'll speak back but only in riddles
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Maybe he’s born with it Maybe it’s maple leaves