Justin Trudeau Challenged Matthew Perry To A Rematch

April 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Like many, I spent April 1st terrified that I would foolishly let my guard down and fall prey to the cling wrap-over-the-toilet-bowl trick. Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, on the other hand, spent April 1st trolling his former school yard foe Matthew Perry. A few weeks ago, Matthew Perry admitted that he once, in a jealous pre-teen rich kid rage, beat up a third grade age Justin Trudeau when they went to school together in Ottawa, Ontario. On Saturday, PM Justin simultaneously dragged Chandler Bing and challenged Matthew to a fight.

I can see it now. In this corner, standing at 6 feet tall, weighing in at, I don’t know, heavier than Monica, it’s Chandler from Friends! In the opposite corner, able to flood your Rideau Canal with a smile, it’s The Heat from the Prime Minister’s Seat! Sadly, we’ll never get that pay-pew-view fight, because PM Justin’s fight threat was just an April Fools’ joke. Justin Trudeau’s Principal Secretary confirmed the news.

But also, because Matthew Perry clearly doesn’t want to get his ass whupped by a dude who could clearly take him. Smart.

That was a pretty good April Fool’s Day joke. Nobody saw that one coming. If someone had told us last month that a leader of a North American country was going to challenge a formerly huge sitcom star to a fight over Twitter, I don’t think any of us would have called Trudeau.

Pic: Wenn.com

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