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Finally got around to doing my moodbard. I have alot more, but since tumblr only allows for 10 images in a photo set, that’s it.
Coffee gif is by @danakatherinejaneway. Had to be included, because it always makes me laugh. So genius.
Also I really, really need that Bat’leth purse. Like really, for reasons that have their own reasons.
Well, coffee beans are the seeds from coffee fruit. So I’d go for coffee being a smoothie.
I drink at least one, more often than not two or three smoothies every morning!
Did someone say coffee?
I made you two gifs to go along with that ;)
My coffee machine would kill Janeway…
My coffee machine does a cleansing cycle and turns itself off rather noisily after not being used for an hour.
And I just realized that everytime it turns itself off, I keep thinking I should have gotten another coffee before it turned itself off or if I hurry up, I can turn it back on without it going through the cleansing cycle again.
This happens about every hour between 9am and 6pm when I’m at home.
Now imagine Kathryn’s replicator would do something like that?
“Captain, do you want another coffee before I power off?”
“Well, now that you mention it…”
The real star of the show.
Coffee. Black.
My new coffee blend, Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend, just arrived.
It’s from the Death Wish Coffee Company, which I’ve ogled for a while.
I saw this new blend and couldn’t resist.
I’ve always considered the Klingons to be based on the Vikings, with Sto’Vo’Kor being Vahlhalla etc…
This coffee blend seems like something B’Elanna would give Kathryn as a present, wonderfully strong to get her through the day, even on restricted energy usage.
I imagine Kathryn going over the top a little, because she underestimates the caffeine and loves the taste, and then being all fidgety and jumpy and really getting on Tuvoks nerves, so Chakotay has to get her off the bridge until her body has a chance to break down the caffeine.
She’s all high strung until she the effects are gone, and she drops like a stone, exhausted and out cold. So Chakotay takes away her new coffee and only gives it to her in rations as a special treat.
He does, of course, have a talk with B’Elanna about letting Kathryn so thoughtlessly have access to this kind of coffee.
@cxionbonan replied to your post:
Note to self: Do NOT drink coffee while walking.
Oh man coffee walking is definitely a skill that requires a lot of practice
I usually avoid it because I’ve spilled my coffee so many times. But I was in a hurry and my brain apparently doesn’t work when I need it most 😂
Coffee Pro Tip here: use a straw!
I learned that in South Italy where you drink your Latté Macchiato with a straw and adopted it for general coffee while walking drinking.
A Starbucks employee once warned me not to drink hot beverages from a straw because I could burn my tongue. *Thanks for the warning, dude! Do I look like a coffee noob?*
How not to look at your Captain #177
Ok, but really in this scene she just wants him for his coffee. And his lips. And arms. And his *censored*.
“Is that coffee?”
“No.”
“It’s not coffee?”
“No.”
“Is your replicator working?”
“No.”
“Because mine’s still on the fritz. B'Elanna says she’ll get to our deck tomorrow. So how come yours is working? It is, isn’t it?”
“No.”
“You’re killing me on purpose, aren’t you?”
“No.”
“I can order you to give me the coffee.”
“No.”
“Come ON, Chakotay! We both know that’s coffee in that mug! Give me your coffee?”
“No.”
“Isn’t there anything I could do to make you give me your coffee?”
“No.”
“Anything I could say?”
“… Maybe …”
“Chakotay, may I please have a sip of your coffee? Please?”
“Of course, Kathryn. All you had to do was ask.”