Verisimilitude

I am in some kind of mood today.

My package of peppercorn turkey breast says, “Bold flavor!” As many such packages of things which are edible and presumably do not taste like cardboard are wont to do.

“Good for fucking you, buddy,” I say, tearing the package open.

• #for the record it does taste very strongly of pepper

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