Is It Just Me Or Are Sarah Jessica Parker's Instagram Captions Tranquil AF

    So zen.

    Hello my friend. You've just entered a place of zen. Because this post is filled with Sarah Jessica Parker's Instagrams, which happen to be the most tranquil things on earth. Let me explain.

    Basically, no matter what the picture is of, Sarah Jessica Parker's Instagram captions are soothing.

    Ahhhh.

    Because they literally all end with "X, sj."

    Which for some reason makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    *sighs deeply*

    It's X, sj this.

    So nice.

    And X, sj that.

    Lovely.

    It's like I'm listening to small waves crashing around me, and birds chirping in the distance in a non-annoying way.

    So serene.

    Her captions are calming.

    Yum.

    Even when they are sexual.

    Such peace.

    Each post is like a free back massage under a canopy in the rain forest.

    That's nice.

    There's so much love.

    <3

    So much stillness.

    La la la tee da.

    In conclusion: Like I said, tranquil AF.

    X, ly. Namaste.