Prosecco flavoured nail varnish will be a new trend

We’re not saying that this nail varnish is exactly going to provide that, but it’s a step in the right direction. Now you’ll be able to put your fingers in your mouth, have a lick and enjoy the flavour of every basic bitch’s favourite beverage.

It’s the same theory as that stuff your mum used to put on your fingers to stop you from biting your nails, only the other way around.

Yep, it’s really happening. Prosecco flavoured nail polish.

If you’re thinking that this sounds too good to be true (or even possible) then we’re with you. We felt pretty sceptical about it too. But we spoke to Groupon, who are producing the polish, and they assured us that it’s real, and that it tastes genuinely like prosecco. No word on how pissed you could get from licking it though.

Also quite a nice manicure (Picture: Groupon)

Just as a heads up, the nail varnish should not be used as a boost to a cocktail if your party is running dry. It’s made of alcohol, prosecco and artificial prosecco flavouring (so far so good) but it also propylene glycol, sodium saccharin, potassium aluminium silicate, titanium dioxide and iron oxide.

Also, not to be super health and safety about this, but please wash your hands before yamming them in your gob. Even prosecco nails can’t make you feel better about gastric flu.

Writer: Rebecca Reid for Metro.co.uk