The internet doesn't get any better than this.
In an unlikely turn of events, Jason McAteer has seemingly become one of the happiest men of all time after former pornographic superstar Jenna Jameson decided to follow the former Liverpool and Republic of Ireland midfielder on Twitter.
Nobody knows why. We don't care - perhaps she was impressed by his stints at Bolton Wanderers and Tranmere Rovers.
McAteer was clearly delighted with the news and wasted no time in letting the world know. He even got a congratulatory call from former team-mate Robbie Fowler.
Didi Hamman, previously oblivious to her work (apparently), even described her as "well spicy", whilst Jameson replied to McAteer to call him a "cheeky boy".
See how it all unfolded below:
What a day.
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