i lied i used rendered bacon grease as hand lotion again today in sheer desperation
it is cold as FUCK y’all and lard makes your hands Unnervingly Supple but it’s better than painfully chapped
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this-is-furious said:
I’m sympathetic to your plight but also for some reason this made me laugh so hard I’m crying 
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seramarias said:
I need to not read your posts while drinking liquids, I think. Because “Unnervingly Supple” made me inhale tea. :-) 
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